Yes kids, it's the beginning of a new quarter. That means it's time to head back to classes and into the iron fist rule of George Bennet and his mindless lackeys. Enter Walla Walla College; where the Constitution has no meaning and due process takes a holiday. Ask George why skating on campus isn't allowed and you'll get a different answer every time! Make a certain amount of phone calls from your room and get labeled as a malicious hacker! Shake the snack machine and get sent to jail!

In fact if you have any run-ins or other experiences with these psuedo-cops, be sure to drop us a line. We are dedicating this page to chronicling the insanity that goes on when those in power run amuck.

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You got a complaint? Well fork over the dough!

These Morons Want to Make You Pay to Complain!

It seems that there have been a few too many complaints about the milk and eggs lately. So the Dairy interest groups have come up with a solution that any competetive, capitalistic American would agree with: charge for complaints! That's right kids, Senate Bill 6726 would institute a $100 deposit per complaint if you have made a previous complaint within the same year that could not be proven. Hey, I just got a great idea. Don't like my site? Give me $100 dollars and we'll promise to look into it. Really.