welcome weary traveller, to my luverly hobbit hole of pleasure, do come in, i am the webmistress (how much do i love that title?!!) You can call me Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness, Hobbit Porn Queen, or Queen of the World to Be. You can also call me by my hobbit name Pansy Proudfoot, whichever one you prefer :D

NEW! Latex shoe covers with faux hair accents. Lord of the Rings Hobbit Feet

29th- rite i stopped doin stuff coz i jus couldnt b arsed but this person called david jus put my site on his big site and it kinda motivated me to do stuff so i mite reinvent it all and stuff. ttfn!

11th April- fuck me it's been a while! well hello, god check out ma guestbook guaranteed to make you laugh and cheer you up if your feeling down, lol. i'm gonna upload sum stuff on to the Misc pages and i did another wallpaper and a dom icon, enjoy and ta ra for noow!

~25th march- thanks to people who are sticking up for me and that, you guys rock even the one's i hardly know those of you who aer heckling me, i dont give a fuck, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

~21th March- hiiii *waves manically* ooh i've been gettin so many hits yaya!! i finally got round to putting some stuff on the misc pages and umm yeh apologies if the manic moving of the pictures kill anyone, i is sorry in advance!  oh and those people who 'abused' the guestbook, you need a life, sitting in on a friday nite and writin 'omg this site is crap' really makes you look sad, v sad indeed, and you missed a small detail, i can delete entries. duh!! but apart from tht all is good! oh and chedee i kno u dint rite it hun. 

those people who from 'mingas.com' who keep signin the gbuk, i can keep doin this all year i dnt care, it's your own life you're wasting, i know who it is because i tracked ur I.P thats a speshul number your computer lets out wherever you go, and every I.P is unique, you have no idea what i could do with that number. Lord of The Rings Board Game

12th March- Major reconstruction! ahh! so many things goin on in ma lyf! im movin house and im movin stuff round ma website, as you can see, the hobbitses dont have a page each any more, they share now, like good little hobbitses (unlike gollum) im puttin more piccies up soon, and umm.. i made a moving LJ icon for KIRA!! YAYA!! another one... kira where are you i miss yooo. 

~8th March- major updatingness!! and there's also gona b anuva site all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (<-- how gollum sez it in ROTK, hehehe) stay chooned for all da info! 

~6th March!!- eeeeeeee!! i made my firstest moving LJ icon!! yaya!! int it fab? j/k. not being cocky no, its on the LJ icon and Wallpaper page and its on the dom bit and its the one that moves!!! surprisingly! im in the middle of making an elijah one so check bak ever so often! ta luvvly minions!

The Lord of the Rings Backgammon Game is featured in a rustic, hand-made wood case that opens into a rich game board revealing the map of Middle-earth.

~1ST March- hey people!! whooo!! what a nite oscar nite was! ok so it was pretty predictable BUT ROTK "swept the board" as they say, picking up all 11 awards they were nominated for!! can i hear a cheer?! Wehey! i can't be arsed to put up what everybody won but i will put up all the thing LOTR:ROTK won! and comiserations to Johnny Depp, Sean Penn pipped ya at the post, mate.

AWARDS WON:
Costume Design
Art Direction
Special Effects
Makeup
Sound Mixing
Original Score
Film Editing
Original Song
Best Adapted Screenplay
Best Director (go peter!)
BEST PICTURE!!! 

ROTK BAFTA WINS:

BEST FILM: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

ORANGE FILM OF THE YEAR: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

VISUAL EFFECTS: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

CINEMATOGRAPHY: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

King Mask - Lord of the Rings
Boys, The Lord Of The Rings - Legolas, Small
Girls, The Lord Of The Rings Arwen

I see your desktop needs a bit of hobbit luvin, and a touch of other lushus things like a bit of harry luvin, hehe,

But before you get started, a little note type thing:

All wallpapers and LJ icons are made by me, feel free to take any and use on your computer to make your life so much more fufilling, hell, dont let me stand in the way of your eternal happiness.

But if you want to put these up on ur site or whatever jus let me know (email: or leave a message in the gb or msn me) and give credit where its due people, its good karma :)

Oh and if u want any to have certain things written on them or you want a certain picture to be made into an LJ icon or watever, i take requests, just e-mail me or leave a not in the guest book, thank yooo!

yours truly

HPQ

xxx

p.s. forest green!!