Yes, never fear, I am here to bring a much needed woman's touch to this place. I shall start by posthumously throwing Chris into a sheep dip of lavender oil and then giving him shocking violet highlights, right before he banishes me from ever fiddling around with the site again.

Perhaps the actual best way to start feminsing things is with Princesses:

(BTW, click the crummy compressed thumbnail to see the proper thing- doi.)

See her? She is my baby. The heroine of one of the few original works I've had the resolve to not only put some effort into, but eventually (hopefully) complete. She doesn't really have a name but her title is "The Phoenix Princess" which I am sure you all agree is a mightily kickass title. I originally gave her the name of Yang Guifei, a real-life member of the Tang dynasty Imperial court in China (around 700 AD, and yes I'm a nerd for knowing that). But when I came down off the cappuccino high I realised that fiction and reality are, in fact, two different things. So now she's just a Princess who is like a phoenix. Yay for cappuccino highs!

Here she is rocking the establishment by shouting at a monarch:

And here she is raping her hot boyfriend in the Imperial Guard while some cuddly, carnivourous animal sidekicks look on:

Now, one thing that has given reason for concern is the glaring lack of mansex here. It is simply detrimental to the public morale to be stingy with guy-on-guy fun. In lieu of uploading something with full frontal nudity I'll just stick some fluffy shounen-ai up for now (Chris, you knew what you were in for when you asked me to publish here!!! 

I am rather cumsily referencing Caravaggio's "The ecstasy of St. Francis" in this doodle. I am also making Herge spin in his grave by fagging up his characters.

FRY AND LAURIE SLASH! Does Blackadder not send you into lengthy spasms of fangirl happiness!? Shameless fluff for the episode "Major Star" in the WWI series.

GEORGE: All his life he's been waiting to find the perfect woman... and then tonight he did.

BLACKADDER: Some unforunate had him dribbling all over her all evening, did she?

GEORGE: Yes, as a matter of fact I DID have to drape a napkin on my shoulder.

XD Crack on toast.

I think that should do for now... I guess I should plug my churlish DeviantArt account while I'm here...http://ladykeane.deviantart.com/

Peace out, biatches.