21st October 2006

Beyonce: Irreplaceable

I like this video a lot. In my opinion, it is way better than Déjà vu and Ring the Alarm. This song is also one of my favourites that she’s made; the lyrics are simple, yet very catchy. I can’t help but notice however, her desperate promotion for her poor excuse of a fashion label House of Dereon clothing line. I heard that this song is only being released in the UK or Europe-or something like that, which I’m happy about, I’m glad she spared us the eardrum shattering Ring he Alarm mess.

Chris Brown ft Bow Wow: Shorty like mine

I surprisingly like this video and the song. The video reminds me of Cassie’s ‘Long way to go’ video with the whole Myspace thing-but like they had more of a budget to spend. I haven’t really got much else to add to this because I have never really rated the two of them, but it’s nice to see Jermaine Dupri working some magic once again-I wish he could do the same for his GIRLFRIEND Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake ft T.I.: My love

I don’t want to like Justin because I’m still a bit miffed about that whole superbowl thing and how he waited until he had music to release before he decided to make a proper comment on the situation. However, I absolutely love this tune, I mean, I did fall out of love with it because I had played it to death on my mp3 player (I’m too broke to afford an iPod and to be honest I don’t really think I need one-it’s just an overpriced mp3 player), but his video’s kind of refreshed the song for me. It was a bit on the long side-I mean, I didn’t see the point in the Timbo bit in the beginning, but then it occurred to me that maybe the wanted to recreate their VMA performance. If I’m being truthful, I don’t really think T.I. needs to be on this track, even though he does add something-I don’t know what it is…. Maybe it’s a little “urban” (eurgh I hate that word!) flare, but JT is pretty much “urban” himself. But whatever.


27th August 2006

Jamelia & Singuilar: Thank you

So it seems as though Jamelia's record label have given her a third chance, after she had another accidental baby. She should count herself lucky, because records execs hate that kind of stuff... but i guess there ain't no other prominent black female singer in the UK for them to dash her to curb... yet.

This is the watered down "urban version of the song... which i don't like too much. the verse's sound great in my opinion, but the chorus is too rock-ish and different for me. I like the video-it's kinda random, but i like it. it reminds me of the Sugababes 'Follow me home' video and the bit with her in that orange/lobster coloured dress reminds me of Beyonce in 'DeJa Vu'.

Beyonce: Ring the Alarm

I know this video is hella old on the web now, but i've been slacking with the updates and i thought i'd do a tiny review on it.

I like the 'Basic Instinct' concept she's come up with in the video, it's a good idea, and i like her use of symbolic iconography e.g. her putting on her red lipstick symbolising she's killed her man. However, the video looks way too low budget and amateur-esque for me. I know she's trying to reinvent herself, and this is a new style for her, but her director needs to step up her game because she's giving herself a bad name, and she isn't doing her or Beyonce's career any favours.

The scene with Beyonce struggling with the guards really reminds me of Gwen Stefani in No Doubt's "it's my life" video, and the scene where she is supposedly arguing with her man looks too cheap. My favourite scene however, is when she is doing her little solo dance thing with the hooded jacket on (i'm feeling her Dutty wine too lol).

I really hope Beyonce sorts this nonesense out when she releases her third single. i mean, i can see where she's trying to go, but the quality is poor, and she is leaving herself open to get slewed.


29th July 2006

Cassie Lip-synching on TRL

All i'm gonna say is, how hard can it be to mime-or speak quietly on a damn track-it's not that damn hard. Boy, i wish i had pretty face like hers, i'd get me a record deal in no time.

28th July 2006

Kelis~was here

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I luurrvvee this album from some reason. Its really not what i was expecting, but i like it. When i first heard the album title, i was expecting it to be erm... cliche? as in "Kelis woz ere" with Kelis probably standing infront of a brick wall that's covered in graffiti. i feeling this cover a lot(especially the broadway, classic feel), and it shows her growth as an artist.

20th July 2006

New Videos: Fergie and Ciara

there's nothing special about this vrom the fact that it was filmed in London. I don't really feel like commenting on this song too tuff seeing as the song is about giving head, and it's a shame that Fergie didn't do her research properly. If she did do her research, she would know that the bridge she's featured in the video is not London bridge-it is infact Tower bridge. I don't normally compare artists to each other, but, Fergie appears to be trying to emulate Gwen Stefani and her Harajuku girls, but instead she's using her little ghetto beans.

I can't say much about this video because i haven't watched the whole thing, but i do like the song and i think the first 50 seconds of what i saw was good.

18th July 2006

Look at this idiot

when i saw this video i was rolling on the floor with laughter. This guy is such a prick-it's unbelievable. how are you going to talk about your sistahs like that? and the same could be said for black men. another reason why continued to laughwas because the guy is taking it seriously-and even went out of his way to add graphics and shit to the video, and to top it off-he looks like he only digs men!

ALBUM COVERS: Danity Kane & Beyonce

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Apparantley, these are the covers for the Danity Kane album and the Beyonce-B'day album.

The Danity Kane cover reminds me of Girls Alouds's ''ll stand by you' video (those from europe will know what i mean). As for Beyonce's album cover-if i have to see that murfurkin hair-do one more time i will scream. at first i didn't get it... then i realised-the hair style looks like a beehive, her album's called B'day-aahh there's a theme. But there's no excuse for it. Hair-do aside, i am looking forward to this album. And i am gonna have to refrain from downloading it when it leaks.

Black Buddafly

These girls can't sing for shit, but they're so pretty-especially the twin with the curly weave, and the song is so damn catchy.

15th july 2006

Beyonce: Deja Vu (the video)

i wrote some long arse essay, but then it just dissappeared-and i ain't gonna write it up again. so here are a few points stroke views on this video: Disclaimer Before all you Beyonce stans come after me, i'll have you know that i am a Beyonce fan, but she's not perfect-like the rest of us, and when she does something wrong we dont have to justify it... she already has Kelly Rowland enough people brownosing her.

Lyfe Jennings

the message in this song is so deep, and if only it would get some airplay in the uk-then maybe some of the lil hoes that are running up n down london and other places will take note and treat themselves with a little respect. I'm not even gonna download this album just to hear if it's good or not. i'm going straight to the shop and buying it.

1st july 2006

Beyonce & Jay-Z ---> Deja Vu ~ BET Awards

17th June 2006

The queens guards get down

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i'm bored, i should be outside enjoying the sun, but i can't be arsed. i found this on the Sun website of the queens guards dancing to 'in da club' as a present for her 80th birthday

16th June 2006

Britney blubbing on 'Today'

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i'm going to be nice to britne once. Even though it's a short clip, i do feel sorry for her. I understand that she wanted to be famous and that singing was her dream, and i know she was not expecting to receive this much media attention, and having her every move scrutinized. It's not her fault she comes across as a lousy mum. She was marketed in a way that ould mean that she would have to stick with that image-and if she tried to go against it (like she has done) she receive some serious flack for it(as she is now).

we always se her effing up because the camera's alwayon her, which puts her uder even more pressure which leads to her making stupid mistakes (e.g. her nearly dropping her baby on the floor, her doing 'X' amount of miles in her car with the baby on her lap). Sheloos like such trash right now (sorry), and i think she should just be left alone for a while so she can fix up.

Beyonce gets hotted by PETA

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i watched this, hoping that i would see Beyonce get pissed off and wile out on the PETA people, but to my disappointment, she did not. how does she manage t keep so calm??? but then again, when you've got your mum and your sister backing it for you, you ain't got much to worry about. Mrs Knowles cracks me up, you can tell she gave them two some serious beating when they were growing up (and when solange found out she was pregnant). you can take the girl outta the south, but you can't take the south outta the girl.

to tell the truth, i don't really know why PETA were getting all agy about it. No one wears House of Dereon anyways...They were probably just pissed cause it's a waste of fur.

16th May 2006

Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez and David Beckham: Pepsi advert

I know it seems like i'm late-and i am. But they never showed this advert in the UK, they just teased us with pictures in the newspaper. i still don't understand how they ised our export(beckham) and didn't show it to us.

6th may 2006

Tome Cruise

here is Tom Cruise doing Young Joc's "it's going down dance" on 106 and Park. I refuse to comment...

1st May 2006

Unaired wild n out clip: 'Jungle Fever'

i found this on youtube (i apologise for the poor quality)... and i thought i was hilarious, i can totally understand why they saved it for dvd instead...

23rd April 2006

Mourinho is killing me

someone on RWD.com made a thread about Jose (who is chelsea's manager-or suttin like that)slappin the dude in the .gif. it made me chuckle...

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i saw this one and nearly pissed my self and crack a rib at the same time with bloody laughter.

i think i'm gonna start watching chelsea footie matches just for him-even though i despise the team (gunner to the death i am). you know he'll never try that with rooney or a hench black player-otherwise footballs will go where no football's gone before...

16th April 2006

Footballer's Wives

the last episode for this series aired on thursday.. boy did it make me wanna see the next series.

Lucy's pregnant, but starts her period, so she thinks she's having a miscarriage, so Bruno takes her to the hospital, and she gets the all clear. she then gets a 'twinge' in her belly at callum's party so Bruno rushes her to the hospital, and the doctor tells her once again that she's alright. Whilst Bruno's outside, Lucy asks her doctor if he "tell things" about the baby, her doctor tells yes he can but there's no abnormalities for her to be worried about yet. she then askes to him, "can you tell if my baby's black or white???" lol

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turns out that Lucy...

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who is married but is seperated with...

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slept with him again whilst drunk, but also slept with...

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Liberty-tremaine's wife, was asked to do an advert in Japan for a stock cube, she didn't understand the concept but went along with it anyways seeing as they were paying her half a million pounds...

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turns out that the advert's concept was her cooking a white man in a pot, then feeding him to the black children, but they didn't like it so she adds "yummi" and he taste's better. this get's everyone angry, including Tremaine. But at Callum's 19th birthday party, she bumps into a pissed off black girl in the toilets who bottles her face...

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Shannon catches Callum bonking some slosh at his party, so she decides to piss him off by flirting and dancing with the Callum Best. But it all ends in tears when Callum goes to swing for Callum Best, but drunkenly misses, and gets Shannon instead. LMAO.

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Let's say buh bye to Tanya. the bitch is dead as when she goes to blackmail Garry Ryan about roger's death, he surprisingly offer's her some cocaine (which to Tanya, is the equivelant of water to you and me). little does she know that he mixed it with strychnine

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14th April 2006

Busta Rhymes-Touch it (rmx)

the girls at the begining of this are fiyah.... i'm off to practice now.

Christina Milian ft Young Jeezy

what the $%*@???

i hate it when peole give their race a bad name or if they totally live up to the stereotype. the "freestyle" and i use that word loosely was painful to listen to, i'm ashamed to say they're from england as well... what have you done???

7th April 2006 i didn't find this funny

i don't know how old this is but i thought i'd post it up seeing as i ain't updated in a bit. Beyonce does kinda resemble a video hoe in this vid-or should i say over paid video hoe. But i gotta give it to her-the choreography is KILLAH! i watched it like 5 times in a row, and i think i'm gonna try a bit of it. come to think of it i ain't danced in tiiiimmmee! i'm not talking like normal dance... i'm talking like a proper choreographed dance. i think this summer i'm gonna have to take a trip to pineapple studios and get my groove on!

RANDOM ALERT:sex scene just incase your in public

this is the funniest sex scene i've ever scene in my live. puppets make me laugh. so stiff yet so energetic-if only us humans were like that. but don't you think it's weird how they managed to have sex-even though the dude puppet didn't have a dick?

photoshop is a cruel thing!

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this picture is soo funny. i love mariah's voice...but the same can't be said for her personality-not that i know her or anything. its just the way she comes across. anywhoooo, some one made a dvd cover of her... mariah beware-if you eat all the pies you'll have the body of a black woman-minus the ass!