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SOME INTERESTING & AMUSING FACTS. TRYING TO

UNDERSTAND THE CRAZY ENGLISH LANGUAGE:-

**To help with planting, the farmer taught

his sow to sow.

**After a number of injections my jaw got number.

**After seeing the tear in the painting I shed

a tear.

**I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came

across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop.

The date stamped on the ticket showed it was over 11 years old. They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago

  "Do you think the shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked. "Not very likely,"his wife said.

"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket. He went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the store.

   With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man behind the counter. With a face just as straight , the man said, "Just a minute. I'LL have to look for these. "He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.

  Two minutes later. the man called out, "Here they are!"

   "No kidding," That's terrific! Who would have thought they'd still be here after all this time."

    The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.

   "They'll be ready Thursday,"He said Calmly. 

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                   Images Of Mother

4 YEARS OLD -  My Mommy can do anything

8 YEARS OLD -  My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 YEARS OLD - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything

14 YEARS OLD - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either

16 YEARS OLD - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashoned.

18 YEARS OLD - That old women? She's way out of date!

25 YEARS OLD - Well, she might know a little bit about it.

35 YEARS OLD - Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.

45 YEARS OLD - Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?

65 YEARS OLD - Wish I could talk it over with Mom....

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FACT OF THE MONTH

She'll have to take a bathroom break at least three/four times on most long trips