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NAVIGATION
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 "a cock in every 6 year old, a fist in every 2 year old, and a garden
trowel slicing your grandmothers breasts off. and oh yeah, we're gonna
eat your brains... and take a drill to your dogs asshole."
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Lieutenant Crudesex is the string of mouth noises that people (humans)
use to get my attention or say things like, "Stop Lt. Crudesex, my anus
is bleeding!" Of course I continue, but that's another story. My
co-conspirators in the unspeakable acts of violent love are very
depraved, as I am. First there is Corporal Moneyshot. Corporal
Moneyshot is the knife specialist, and always has a blade sharp enough
to cut a buttcheek like butter. Then there is Admiral Assrape, a
vicious man who prefers insertion into freshly cut holes using his bayonette-like penis attachment over
pre-existing ones. Together, we commit many crimes
in the name of love, and soil many pairs of underwear, our own of
course.
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 most of our victims look similar to this. |
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 or this. |
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the total number of inches slid into victims aged 0-99
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