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This society was formed on 4th July 2004 following the apparent bad behaviour during a quarter peal in Somerset. The society will not, under any circumstances tolerate this sort of miss-conduct in the belfry. Many quarter peals have now been rung for the society as a protest against the above mentioned performance. We will continue to ring for the VSS for as long as this sort of behaviour occurs!
The Very Serious Societies membership has rocketed in the last year, tripling in numbers. It is good to see such a response to our cause. May the seriousness continue!
2007 Update;
Bad behaviour continues within towers and appears to be more widespread than originally thought. The Society shall therefore continue its cause.
SOCIETY INVENTRY
Over the past few years the society has built up quite a collection of equipment that has been confiscated from unruly ringers, to prevent it being used inappropriately in and around towers. The list below states all items currently in the possession of one of the committee members. For reasons of national security the exact location and identity of the committee member keeping;
Tweaking stick
Pressurised canister of sensible string (current = purple)
A bomb
Elastic band gun
Water pistol
Whoopee cushion (self inflating)
Whoopee cushion
A remote controlled machine of much fartification.
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