Quotes
This is where all of my quotes from different episodes are going to be.....There wont be that many and they may change from time to time.
Buffy: Okay. You do remember that you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big. Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Goodbye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester Bloody Square. You know what I'm saying?
Spike: Oh... My head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Oh, God. I wish I was dead.
Buffy: Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard...
Spike: The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave.
Buffy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Spike: Oh, yeah. You're just friends.
Angel: That's right.
Spike: You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood...blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it. -Lovers Walk Season 3
Spike: I like him. He's got... um, what's the word? Vulnerability.
Buffy: And you're with Harmony. What'd you lose a bet?
Harmony: Hey!
Buffy: What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?
Spike: Maybe I dumped her!
Harmony: She left him for a fungus demon. That's all he talks about most days.
Spike: Harm! -Harsh Light of day Season 4
Giles: We can't let you go until we're sure that you're impotent or-
Spike: Hey!
Giles: Sorry, poor choice of words. Until we know that you're...
Buffy: Flaccid?
Spike: You are one step away, missy!
Buffy: Giles, help! He's gonna scold me.
Buffy: Look at my poor neck. All bare and tender and exposed. All that blood just pumping away.
Giles: Oh please!
Spike: Giles! Make her stop
Spike: Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the Big Pile of Dust.
Buffy: But this day is about family, my real family. And I would like you to be the one to give me away.
Giles: Oh. Buffy...I...that's so...Oh for God's sake! This is nonsense.
Buffy: Do you want to be William the Bloody? Or just Spike? Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.
Spike: Whereas the name Buffy gives it that touch of classic elegance.
Buffy: What's wrong with Buffy?
Giles: Huh! Such a good question.
Buffy: Spike and I are getting married!
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.
Spike: What are you looking at?
Buffy: The man I love.
Xander: Can I be blind too?
Buffy: Spike lips! Lips of Spike! Ugh.
Spike: Don't I get a cookie?
Buffy: No.
Spike: Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth.-Something Blue Season 4
Spike: Bathe in the Slayer's blood. I've gonna dive in it. Swim in it. I'm gonna do the bloody backstroke.
Spike: Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there. That nasty little face, that bouncing, shampoo- commercial hair. That whole holier-than-thou attitude.
Harmony: Well, aren't we kind of unholy by definition...-out of my mind Season 5
Spike: Ow! Wait, not "ow." Are you feeling all right, Slayer? This stuff usually hurts.
Spike: You know, there are quite a few American beers that are highly underrated. This, unfortunately, is not one of them.
Buffy: Update, Spike: We're not here to discuss the fine choice of hops.
Buffy: Tell the tale, you get the cash.
Spike: Right. You want to learn all about how I bested the Slayers, and you want to learn fast. Right, then. We fought. I won. The end. Pay up.
Spike: Since I agreed to your little proposition, we can do this my way. Wings.
Buffy: What?
Spike: Spicy buffalo wings. Order me up a plate. I'm feeling peckish.
Spike: Oh, right. Stuck in a dark corner with a creature you loathe, digging up past uglies, 'cause you're "fine".
Buffy: Were you born this big a pain in the ass?
Spike: What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad.
William: Quickly, I'm the very spirit of vexation. What's another word for "gleaming"? It's a perfectly perfect word, as many words go, but the bother is nothing rhymes, you see.
Girl: Have you heard? They call him "William the Bloody" because of his bloody awful poetry.
Guy: It suits him. I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff!
Cecily: That's the problem. You're nothing to me, William. You're beneath me.
Dru: And I wonder what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Dru: Oh, I see you. A man surrounded by fools who cannot see his strength, his vision, his glory. That, and burning baby fish swimming all around your head.
Buffy: So you traded up on the food chain. Then what?
Spike: No, please! Don't make it sound like something you'd flip past on the Discovery channel.
Spike: Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Darla: We barely got out of London alive, because of you. Everywhere we
go, it's the same story. And now...
Angel: ...You've got me and my women hiding in the luxury of a mine shaft -
all because William the Bloody likes attention. This is not a reputation we need.
Spike: Oh, I'm sorry -- did I sully our good name? We're vampires!
Spike: You know what I prefer to being hunted? Getting caught.
Angelus: That's brilliant strategy, really. Pure cunning.
Angelus: A real kill, a good kill, it takes pure artistry. Without that, we're just animals.
Spike: Poofter.
Angelus: You can't keep this up forever. If I can't teach you, maybe someday an angry crowd will. That, or the Slayer.
Spike: What's a Slayer?
Buffy: So, how'd you kill her?
Spike: Funny you should ask. Lesson the first: A Slayer must always reach for her weapon. I've already got mine.
Spike: What are you lookin' at?
Buffy: You got off on it.
Spike: Well, yeah. I suppose you're telling me you don't?
Spike: But you can kill a hundred, a thousand, a thousand thousand, and the armies of hell besides, and all we need is for one of us, just one, sooner or later to have the thing we're all hoping for.
Buffy: And that would be what?
Spike: One... good... day.
Spike: Lesson the second: Ask the right questions. You want to know how I beat them? Question isn't how'd I win. The question is, why'd they lose?
Spike: I could have danced all night with that one.
Buffy: You think we're dancing?
Spike: That's all we've ever done.
Spike: Every day you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you: Is today the day I die?
Spike: Sooner or later... you're gonna want it. And the second--the second that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in... have myself a real good day. Here endeth the lesson.
Spike: Did I scare ya? You're the Slayer. Do something about it. Hit me. Come on. One good swing. You know you want to.
Buffy: I mean it.
Spike: So do I. Give it me good, Buffy. Do it!
Spike: Come on, I can feel it, Slayer. You know you want to dance.
Buffy: Say it's true. Say I do want to... it wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're beneath me.
Spike: Beneath me. I'll show her. Put her six bloody feet beneath me. Hasn't got a death wish. Bitch won't need one.
Harmony: Okay, I'm trying to be supportive here, so don't drive a stake through my heart like last time. But you can't kill Buffy. She's the Slayer. She is so gonna kick your ass.
Spike: Got two barrels here that'll prove you wrong.
Harmony: I knew you'd take this personally. You're so sensitive! How are you gonna kill her? Think! The second you even point that thing at her, you're gonna be all "Aaagh!" And then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street, unless she's had enough and just stakes you.
Spike: Sure, it'll hurt like hell for about two hours. But she'll be dead just a little longer than that.
Spike: I did it for you. And you keep punishing me. Carrying on with creatures like this.
Chaos Demon: Okay, you guys obviously have a thing going on here...
Buffy: What is it now?
Spike: What's wrong?
Buffy: I don't want to talk about it.
Spike: Is there something I can do?
Spike: Bleedin' crime, is what it is. Jackin' up the bar price to pay for fixin' up this sinkhole. Not my fault insurance doesn't cover act of troll.
Buffy: Gee, maybe it's time you found a new place to patronize.
Spike: I've half a mind to! Especially since the flowering onion got remodeled off the sodding menu. 'S the only thing this place had going for it.
Spike: It's just, we took on that Glory chippie together, I was right there with you, fightin' the fight.
Buffy: Actually, you were sleeping the sleep of the knocked unconscious.
Spike: Still, points for intent. You'd think that would be enough to cut me a sliver of slack. Earn a little consideration, respect.
Dawn: Oh, come on. You didn't notice? Buffy, Spike is completely in love with you.
Buffy: Huh?
Buffy: What...is this? The late-night stakeout, the bogus suspects, the flask? Is this a date?
Spike: A d- Please! A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean - Do you want it to be?
Spike: You can't deny it. There's something between us.
Buffy: Loathing. Disgust.
Spike: Heat. Desire.
Buffy: Please! Spike, you're a vampire.
Spike: Angel was a vampire.
Buffy: Angel was good!
Spike: And I can be too. I've changed, Buffy.
Buffy: What, that chip in your head? That's not change. Tha-that's just...holding you back. You're like a serial killer in prison!
Spike: Women marry 'em all the time!
Spike: Simple. I'm gonna prove something. I love you.
Buffy: Oh my god.
Spike: No, look at me! I...love you. You're all I bloody think about. Dream about. You're in my gut...my throat.. I'm drowning in you, Summers, I'm drowning in you.
Spike: I can do without the laugh track, Dru.
Drusilla: But it's so funny. I knew...before you did. I knew you loved the Slayer. The pixies in my head whispered it to me.
Spike: You can't tell me that there isn't anything there between you and me. I know you feel something.
Buffy: It's called revulsion. And whatever you think you're feeling, it's not love. You can't love without a soul.
Drusilla: Oh, we can, you know. We can love quite well. If not wisely.
Buffy: That doesn't prove anything...except that you're a sick miserable vampire that I should have dusted a long time ago. And, hey, already there.
Spike: Don't mock this.
Buffy: Go mock yourself.
Spike: Here's why. If you don't admit...that there's something there...some tiny feeling for me...then I'll untie Dru, let her kill you instead.
Drusilla: Yes, please. I like that game much more.
Spike: Just...give me something...a crumb...a barest smidgen...tell me...maybe, someday, there's a chance.
Buffy: Spike....The only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious.
Spike: GAAAH! WHAT THE BLEEDING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BLOODY WOMEN? WHAT THE HELL DOES IT TAKE? WHY DO YOU BITCHES TORTURE ME?
Buffy: Which question do you want me to answer first?
Spike: Look, I, I'm at the end of my bleeding tether. You know? I don't even know why I even bother, you know. This is your fault. You're the one to blame for all this.
Drusilla: Am I?
Spike: Bloody right you are! If you hadn't left me for that chaos demon, I never would have come back here! Never would have had this sodding chip in my skull! And you - wouldn't be able to touch me, because this, with you, is wrong. I know it. I'm not a complete idiot.
Drusilla: That's right, little girl. Teach our naughty boy a lesson.
Spike: Oh, so now you're all ganging up.
Spike: You can't just walk away from this.
Buffy: What part of punching you in the face do you not understand?
Spike: So we had a fight. It's not our first, love, and it doesn't change anything.
Buffy: It changes everything, Spike! I want you out. I want you out of this town, I want you off this planet! You don't come near me, my friends, or my family again ever! Understand??
Spike: No, it's not that easy. We have something, Buffy. It's not pretty, but it's real, and there's nothing either one of us can do about it. -Crush season 5
Buffybot: I want to hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.
Buffybot: Should I start this program over?
Spike: Shh. No programs. Don't use that word. Just be Buffy.
Buffybot: Xander! And… Anya! How's your money?
Anya: Fine! Thank you for asking.
Buffybot: Mmmm. I don't understand this. I did the Slaying. I should be…
Spike: Satisfied.
Buffybot: But I'm not. I'm all… my skin is all hot. Do I look hot to you?
Spike: Always.
Anya: Buffy's boinking Spike.
Willow: Oh. Well, Tara's right, grief can be powerful and we shouldn't judge -
Tara: What are you, kidding? She's nuts!
Buffybot: It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches.
Willow: No!
Buffybot: Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up and he's bloody stupid.
Anya: We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.
Buffy: The who whatting how with huh?
Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled-
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think you are.
Buffybot: Say, look at you! You look like me! We're very pretty.
Xander: Spike must have had her built so he could program her to…
Buffy: Oh God.
Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things-
Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you!
Xander: Already got the visual.
Buffybot: You're right. He's evil. Killing him is the only way. We're the Slayer and that's what we do. But you should see him naked.
Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with.
Xander: God, I feel kinda bad for the guy. Gets all whupped, then his best toy gets taken away…
Buffy: Xander, please don't be suggesting what I'd have to kill you for suggesting.
Spike: Buffy - the other… the not-as-pleasant Buffy. Something happened to Dawn it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her being in that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did.
Buffy: What you did for me, and Dawn, that was real. And I wont forget it. -
Intervention Season 5
Spike: I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's...
Spike: You don't come near the girl, Doc.
Doc: I don't smell a soul anywhere on you... why do you even care?
Spike: I made a promise to a lady.
Buffy: Dawn listen to me. Listen. I love you. I'll always love you. But this is the work I have to do. Tell Giles I... I figured it out. And I'm okay. Give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now -- you have to take care of each other. You have to be strong. Dawn. The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
BUFFY ANNE SUMMERS
1981-2001
BELOVED SISTER, DEVOTED FRIEND
SHE SAVED THE WORLD
A LOT
Spike: Thank God. You scared me half to death... or more to death. I could kill you!
Dawn: Spike.
Spike: I mean it. Could rip your head off one handed and drink from your brain stem.
Spike: I do. Clawed her way out of a coffin, that's how. Isn't that right?
Buffy: I ... Yes. I had to do that.
Spike: Done it myself.
Buffy: How long was I gone?
Spike: Hundred forty-seven days yesterday... um, one-forty-eight today. 'Cept today doesn't count, does it?
Spike: You should be careful. Never know what kind of villain's got a knife at your back.
Spike: I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I'd done that ... even if I didn't make it, you wouldn't've had to jump. I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course. But after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again, do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ...Every night I save you.
Buffy: I wanted a little time alone.
Spike: Oh. Right then...
Buffy: That's okay. I can be alone with you here.
Spike: Well, I haven't been to a Helldimension just of late, but I know a thing or two about torment
Buffy: I was happy.
Spike: I don't ...
Buffy: Wherever I ... was ... I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time didn't mean anything, nothing had form... but I was still me, you know? And I was warm and I was loved... and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about dimensions or theology or any of ...but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not.
Spike: Buffy--
Buffy: I was torn out of there. My friends pulled me out. And everything here is bright and hard and violent... Everything I feel, everything I touch...this is Hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that...knowing what I've lost ...
Buffy: Life is stupid.
Spike: You're a creature of the darkness. Like me. Try on my world. See how good it feels.
Buffy: Are there drinks in your world?
Spike: Come on, someone's gotta stake me.
Buffy: I'll do it! What, you thought I was just gonna let that lie there?
Spike: You wanna fight? You face the two of us.
Buffy: What? I'm not getting into a bar fight! I'll beat 'em up for information, great, but not to defend your right to gamble for kittens! Which, by the way, is stupid currency.
Buffy: Oh! Bell. Neck. Look into it.
Spike: Come with a nice leather collar, does it?
Spike: What? I was gonna pay for it…I mean, no, I was gonna nic it cause that’s what I do.
Buffy: One time deal to help out. And I mean straight time. No loop-de-loop mummy hand repeato vision.
Spike: You like a bit of the rough and tumble?
Buffy: What?!
Spike: Me, you? Patrolling? Hello?
Spike: Not like I don’t already have plans. Great Pumpkin’s on in 20.
Buffy: So much easier to talk to when he wanted to kill me.
Buffy: Way to go with the keen observiness, Jessica Fletcher.
Spike: Remind me not to help you.
Buffy: More often?
Spike: Hey. Little sympathy for the man with the migraine here, can we?
Buffy: Well, that's what you get for attacking a human.
Spike: Yeah. You'd think if the government was gonna put a chip in my head, they'd at least make it so I could attack criminals and that sort.
Buffy: Yes, because muggers deserve to be eaten.
Buffy: Just have to get your rocks off fightin' demons.
Spike: There are other ways.
Buffy: And to that, an extreme 'see you later.'
Spike: But...
Buffy: But... when I kissed you...you know I was thinking about Giles, right?
Spike: You know, I always wondered about you two.
Buffy: What? Oh, gross, Spike!
Buffy: Spike?
Spike: Meet me at the cemetery. Twenty minutes. Come alone.
Buffy: Spike?
Spike: Bloody hell. Yes, it's me.
Buffy: You're ... calling me on the phone?
Spike: Just be there.
Buffy: Why? Are you ... helping again? You have a lead on this frost monster thingie?
Spike: Something like that, yeah. Thought you might be up for a little grunt work.
Buffy: What?! No, no-no grunting!
Spike: I was talking shop, luv, but if you got other ideas ... you, me, cozy little tomb with a view...
Spike: Guess what I just found out. Looks like I'm not as toothless as you thought, sweetheart.
Buffy: How?
Spike: Don't you get it? Don't you see? You came back wrong.
Buffy: Me? I'm lost? Look at you, you idiot! Poor Spikey. Can't be a human, can't be a vampire. Where the hell do you fit in?
Buffy: Your job is to kill the slayer. But all you can do is follow me around making moon eyes.
Spike: I'm in love with you.
Buffy: You're in love with pain. Admit it. You like me ... because you enjoy getting beat down. So really, who's screwed up?
Spike: Hello! Vampire! I'm supposed to be treading on the dark side. What's your excuse?-Smashed season 6
Spike: Morning.
Buffy: What are you doing? And, here?
Spike: Just, uh, took a stroll. Found myself in your neck of the woods.
Buffy: Couldn't find a less flammable time of day to take a stroll?
Xander: Still trying to mack on Buffy? Wake up already. Never gonna happen! Only a complete loser would ever hook up with you. Well, unless she's a simpleton like Harmony, or a, or a nut sack like Drusilla-
Buffy: Spike ... this nice woman is, uh, from Social Services?
Spike: Oh, right! Uh ... hey! Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis. Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it.
Ms. Kroger: I'm sorry, did you say-
Buffy: Crib! He said crib. You know kids today and their buggin' street slang.
Spike: Buffy?
No-Show Buffy: I told you ... stop trying to see me.
Spike: A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. Gotta keep fit for the killing.
Xander: Yuh-huh. Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs. Mini-disaster area.
Spike: So what, you just come here to criticize my housekeeping?
No-Show Buffy: He threw *me* out? He threw *me*. Did I, like, fall into some ... backward dimension here? Is this Bizarro World? And after he's always going on and on about being the only one that understands me. 'We're alike, you and me. Birds of a bloody feather.' Uh! He's so ... Insensitive! That's what he is.-Gone season 6
Buffy: We missed the bed again.
Spike: Lucky for the bed.
Buffy: This place is okay for a hole in the ground. You fixed it up.
Spike: I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.
Buffy: Yeah. I think the New Kids on the Block posters are starting to date me.
Spike: Are we having a conversation?
Buffy: What? No. Sort of.
Spike: Hm.
Buffy: What?
Spike: Well isn't this usually the part where you kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?
Buffy: That's the plan. Soon as my legs start working again.
Spike: Do you even like me?
Buffy: Sometimes.-Dead Things Season 6
Spike: You wanna slip away for a minute, luv?
Buffy: What?
Spike: I'll let you blow out my candles.
Spike: I had ... a ... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp? In your ... pants?
Spike: What, it's a thing.
Tara: Right.
Spike: Must be some late-night activities to keep us busy till morning.
Tara: How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?
Spike: What? Oh. Yeah.
Tara: Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it.
Buffy: I think it's time for you to go.
Spike: Yeah, well, can't. Daylight.
Buffy: Okay. I'll go.
Spike: I'll get the door.
Buffy: Fine!
Spike: Fine!
Buffy: I'm actually trying to move right now.
Spike: Me too.
Buffy: Well ... this can't be good.-Older and Far away Season 6
Riley: Hey. You want me to say I liked seeing you in bed with that idiot? Or that blinding orange is your very best color, or that the burger smell is --
Buffy: You smelled the smell?
Riley: Buffy, none of that means anything. It doesn't touch you. You're still the first woman I ever loved and the strongest woman I ever knew. And I'm not advertising this to the missus, but still quite the hottie.
Buffy: I'm using you. I can't love you. I'm just being weak, and selfish --
Spike: -- really not complaining here --
Buffy: -- and it's killing me. I have to be strong about this. I'm sorry, William.- As you were Season 6
Buffy: Haven't met. She seems like a very nice attempt at making me jealous.
Spike: Is it working?
Buffy: Yes. It doesn't change anything, but if you're wildly curious, yeah, it hurts.
Spike: I'm sorry. Or... Good!
Buffy: Go where? To your place?
Spike: Yeah I suppose... that was the idea.
Buffy: Yeah.
Spike: Evil.
Buffy: Of course.
Spike: It's nice, watching you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You, um... you glow.
Buffy: That's because my dress is radioactive.-Hells Bells Season 6
Buffy: You tell them if you want. Go ahead. Rock the boat. Rock and roll it the hell over. My friends and I'll still be groovin' with the movin'. Know why? I tried to kill my friends, my sister, last week and guess how much they hate me now? Zero. Zero much. So I'm thinking, sleeping with you... They'll deal. Spike: In that case, why won't you sleep with me again? Buffy: Because I don't love you.
Dawn: So... This is it. This is the stuff you've been protecting me from? You and Spike?
Buffy: And a lot of monsters.
Dawn: Uh huh.
Buffy: But it's over. Spike.
Dawn: I wish you'd told me.
Buffy: I kinda didn't admit it to myself.
Dawn: I get that.
Buffy: Didn't take long, did it?
Spike: Because I care about you.
Buffy: Then you might want to try the not sleeping with my friends.
Spike: That's not... I didn't go to Anya for that. I was looking for a spell.
Buffy: You were going to use a spell on me?
Spike: It wasn't for you. I wanted something -- anything to make this feeling stop. I just wanted it to stop.
Spike: I'll make you feel it...
Buffy: STOP!
Buffy: Ask me again why I could never love you.
Spike: Oh god. Buffy... I didn't –
Buffy: Because I stopped you. Something I should have done a long time ago.
Spike: We were never together. Not really. She wouldn't lower herself that far.
Clem: She's a sweet girl, Spike, but hey. Issues. And no wonder, with the coming back from the grave and whatnot. I had this cousin, got resurrected by some kooky shaman -- who-boy! Was that a mess!
Warren: Say good night, bitch.
Buffy: Good night, bitch. You're nothing but a sad little boy, Warren. But it's time to grow up -- and pay for what you've done.- Seeing Red (episode where Tara dies :cries:) Season 6
Spike: So, give me what I want. Make me what I was... so Buffy can get what she deserves.
Voice: Very well. Your soul is returned to you. - Grave Season 6
Buffy: Again, wrong sister. I’m the one that dates dead guys. And no offense but they were hotties. I mean, I’m sure you had a great personality…
Spike: Nobody comes in here. It’s just the three of us.
Buffy: What did you do?
Spike: I tried… I tried to cut it out.
Mayor Wilkins: So what’d you think? You’d get your soul back and everything would be Jim Dandy? A soul’s slipperier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you’d be your own man and I respect that. But you never will.
Master: Right back to the beginning. Not the Bang, not the Word. The true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride and I think we’re all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You’ll learn you’re a pathetic schmuck… if it hasn’t sunk in already. Look at you. Tried to do what’s right. Just like her. You still don’t get it. It’s not about right. Not about wrong.-lesson season 7
Dawn: You sleep, right? You, vampires… you sleep?
Spike: Yeah, what’s your point, niblet?
Dawn: Well, I can’t take you in a fight or anything, even with a chip in your head. But you do sleep. If you hurt my sister at all… touch her… you’re going to wake up on fire.
Spike: And when exactly did your sister get unbelievably scary?
Spike: Costume. Didn’t help. Couldn’t hide.
Buffy: No more mind games, Spike.
Spike: No more mind games. No more mind.
Buffy: Spike, have you completely lost your mind?
Spike: Well, yes. Where have you been all night?
Buffy: Your soul…
Spike: A bit worse for lack of use.
Buffy: You got your soul back. How?
Spike: And now everybody’s in here, talking. Everything I did, everyone I… and him… and it… the other. The thing beneath…beneath you. It’s here, too. Everybody. They all just tell me go. Go… to hell.
Spike: Buffy, shame on you. Why does a man do what he mustn’t? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev— To be a kind of man. And she shall look on him with forgiveness and everybody will forgive and love… and he will be loved. So everything’s okay, right?
Spike: Can we rest now? Buffy, can we rest?-beneath you season 7
Spike: I'll go. This can't work.
Buffy: It will. I-it already is. OK, you know, you've been out of the basement for half an hour, and you've already stopped talking to invisible people.
Spike: Bollocks.
Buffy: OK, so there was that one episode in the car, but -
Spike: No, bollocks to the whole thing. I don't need your mollycoddling.
Buffy: It's not coddling. Now go to your closet.
Buffy: Oh, uh, actually, I need some help. I'm looking for this guy. Bleach-blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent? Kind of sallow, but in a hot way?
Bouncer: Yeah, yeah, I know the guy. Billy Idol wannabe?
Buffy: Actually, Billy Idol stole his look from - never mind.-sleeper season 7
Buffy: You know, I didn't even realize it was December. Maybe when we get home, we should decorate the rubble.
Buffy: Something evil is coming.
Joyce: Buffy, evil isn't coming, it's already here. Evil is always here. Don't you know? It's everywhere.
Molly: Where’d you live?
Spike: What, you mean before? A crypt, actually, but nicer. A bit more… I don’t know if posh is the right word but it was more like…
Buffy: Comfy.
Kennedy: Excuse me? When did you find it comfy?
Dawn: Molly and Rona are fighting over who gets to drive the first leg.
Buffy: Betcha now you wish you'd renewed that California driver's license.
Spike: It's like a bloody war zone up there. And not in the fun way.
Spike: Who you gonna call? God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Initiative General: He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help Ass-face here. Those were his exact words, ma'am. -The killer in me Season 7
Spike: Anya said you were The First. Said you were evil. You're supposed to be all, y'know, go-through-able?
Spike: You tried to record the ultimate evil? Why? In a complex effort to royally piss it off?
Spike: Aw, let it go, would you? You're like a dog with a bone.
Anya: So what.
Spike: It's my bone! Just drop it.
Buffy: The Hellmouth below us is starting its semi-annual percolation. Usually blows around May.
SHADOW MAN #3 (subtitle; Swahili): You are the Hellmouth’s last guardian.
Buffy: Latest. You mean latest guardian.
SHADOW MAN #1 (subtitle; Swahili): No.-Get it done season 7
Buffy: I dunno. I mean... Not like it had a catchy hook or anything, like, "I'm Comin' Up So You Better Get This Party Started." It was boring, old, and English. Just like yo--ul. Brynner. Yul Brynner. A... British Yul Brynner.
Spike: Oh, bollocks-- All the rubbish people keep sticking in my head...it's a wonder there's room for my brain.
Giles: I don't think it takes up that much space, do you?
Spike: Hard day's principal-ing got you down, need a place to cut loose, let down your hair...So to speak.
Giles: Spike is a liability, Buffy. He refuses to see that. And so do you. Angel left here because he knew how harmful your relationship with him was. Spike, on the other hand, lacks such self-awareness.-Lies my parents told me Season 7
Spike: Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different coloring.
Spike: Not all that tension was about you. Giles was a part of a plan to kill me...for Buffy's own good.
Faith: Well, that makes me feel better about me, worse about Giles...kinda shaky about you.
Faith: Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday. Could've been worse.
Spike: What movie?
Faith: Last one was Glitter. I guess it couldn't have been worse.
Faith: Don't even tell me little Miss Tightly-Wound's been getting her naughty on?
Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. She's laid down her life—literally—to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart, and this time—not literally. And I'm telling you, right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.
Faith: Damn. I never knew you were that cool.
Buffy: Well, you always were a little slow.
Faith: I get that now.
Kennedy: An evil vineyard, huh?
Spike: Like Falcon Crest.
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