The Vegetarian Vampire

Yay! Twilight quotes! We thought it'd be pretty awesome if we put up Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse quotes on this super-fantastical website. Most are from the internet, but some of them were actually looked up in the Twilight book itself. Woo. So, the ones straight from the Twilight book have the page numbers next to them, and the ones from the internet...well...don't. The quotes from the other books won't have the page numbers. Also, they have the name of the person who said it. But, you should enjoy them all the same! Breaking Dawn quotes should be up fairly soon. So.....yeah. Here ya go! By the way, they're not in order.

Twilight Quotes

"Twilight, again," he murmured. "Another ending. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end." (Edward, page 495)

"That's practically an insult, the way you look right now. You're much more than beautiful." (Edward, page 494)

"So ready for this to be the end," he murmured, almost to himself, "for this to be the twilight of your life, though your life has barely started. You're ready to give up everything." (Edward, page 497)

"That's Edward. He's gorgeous, of course, but don't waste your time. He doesn't date. Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him." (Jessica, page 22)

"So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what? I've never seen him act like that." (Mike, page 25)

"Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside." (Bella, page 39)

"That was for Tyler's sake, not mine. I had to give him his chance." (Edward, page 82)

"So you are trying to irritate me to death? Since Tyler's van didn't do the job?" (Bella, page 82)

"I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don't exist, not irritating me to death." (Bella, page 82)

"Let's you and I not push poor Mike any further this week. We don't want him to snap." (Edward, page 103)

"Don't be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So...try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right?" (Edward, page 109)

"Nothing had changed in this forest for thousands of years, and all the myths and legends of a hundred different lands seemed much more likely in this green haze than they had in my celar-cut bedroom." (page 137)

"And the way he sometimes spoke, with unfamiliar cadences and phrases that better fit the style of a turn of the century novel than that of a twenty-first century classroom." (page 138)

"I think...and if you ever repeat what I'm saying right now, I will cheerfully beat you to death," I threatened, "But I think that would hurt Jessica's feelings." (Bella, page 144)

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."
(Edward, page 213)

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
(Edward and Bella)

"I hear voices in my mind, and you're worried you're the freak?" (Edward)

"It's the thought that counts. I ought to know." (Edward)

"Will you please tell me what you're thinking? Before I go mad?" (Edward)

"It will be as if I never existed..." (Edward)

"By the way, I'm not leaving you." (Edward)

"I'm not some freaky werewolf, Jacob." (Bella)

"You're bizarrely moral for a vampire." (Bella)

"He absolutely loathes me!" Edward said cheerfully. (Edward)

"You aren't exactly the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous." (Edward)

"I prefer brunettes." (Edward)

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." (Edward)

"You should probably know that I'm breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window...but still, the intent was clear." (Edward)

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it." (Edward)

"Do I dazzle you?"
"Frequently."
(Edward and Bella)

"You love me." I marveled.
"Truly I do."
(Edward and Bella)

"Would it be childish if me to hide in your closet?" (Edward)

"Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?"
"Obviously."
(Edward and Bella)

"What if I'm not the superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" (Edward)

"You don't see yourself clearly. You are far from ordinary." (Edward)

"You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke." (Edward)

"It's a good thing you're bullet proof." (Bella)

"And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche." (Alice Cullen)

"I don't have any leeches on my speed dial." (Jacob Black) (Tirzah and Julia: UGH.)

"I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around." (Emmett Cullen)

"I never thought I needed to teach you how to throw a punch. Guess I was wrong about that." (Charlie Swan)

"This hostage stuff is fun.” (Alice Cullen)

"I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture." (Bella)

"Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn’t have a happy ending—but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.” (Rosalie Hale)

"I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived.” (Bella)

"You nicknamed my daughter after the lockness monster?" (Bella)

"I'd like to beat you dead." (Rosalie Hale)

"Oops." (Edward Cullen)

"You are killing my buzz, Edward." (Bella)

"Ooooo, scary." (Emmett Cullen)

"You'd tell me if she poisoned it, right?" (Jacob Black)

"Did you want to stay in the country?" (Edward Cullen)

Yay! That was a lot of quotes. Ehm.....-Counts quotes-
Holy melonspackle.....there's....a lot!

Most of them were from Twilight. And then Eclipse. Breaking Dawn is now here! We can't bear to put a lot of New Moon on this....It's just SO SAD!.....So...yeah. Happy web surfing!