Welcome to The Dark Side
This is the Dark side of the Web. Umm...yeah, that is about it...it's just darker than those stupid white pages.
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
...your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
...you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of whiskey.
...you think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
...at least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
...there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
...you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
...you can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
...you think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
...you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
...the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
...wookies are offended by your B.O.
...you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
...your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
...you have ever had your R-2 unit use it's self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
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