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From Shakespeare's Henry III

This day is called the feast of Crispian:

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,

Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,

And rouse him at the name of Crispian.

He that shall see this day and live old age,

Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,

And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispin's:'

Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.

And say 'These wounds I had on Crispin's day.'

Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,

But he'll remember with advantages

What feats he did that day.

Then shall our names,

Familiar in their mouths as household words,

Harry the king,

Bedford and Exeter,

Warwick and Talbot,

Salisbury and Gloucester,

Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.

This story shall the good man teach his son;

And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,

From this day to the ending of the world,

But we in it shall be remember'd;

 We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he to-day that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

This day shall gentle his condition:

And gentlemen in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

Quotes and Mis-Speakings of the Reprisal Crew and Friends

If you don’t think something’s gonna happen it won’t come true. So just don’t think about anything. –Beth

I know people in Fleet who are butt-stupid. – Sanford Berenberg

“What should I drink?”  -Fleet Admiral Sal Lizzard

“Whatever we put in front of you!”- The Reprisal bar crew

“You sure get around!” in reference to Sal Lizzard’s travels

“He’s Santa Claus!” –Harold Spears

“Hey, can I talk to you about a timeshare?” –salesman

“We’re leavin’!” – David Richardson

I heard this loud noise and I looked up and it was the floor.-  Greg Franklin after the big drunk

I was standing in the line at the bank and I was looking in the security monitor and I thought “look at the bald lady.” Suddenly I realized it was me…- Sal Lizzard

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