YKYWTMSMW... short for, You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When... Please submit your own YKYWTMSMW, and i will be happy to share it on my site! Please submit to Rubychick077@aol.com ! Thanks!

You know you watch sailor moon when...

•  you are listening to an english sailor moon soundtrack right now
•  you are listening to a japanese sailor moon soundtrack right now
•  When you start your very own Sailor Scout group and try to fight strange people who look evil on the streets.
• You check the car and motorcycle racing results in the sports page to see how Haruka did. 
•  When you call your cat Luna... even though it doesn't have one single black hair!
• You get caught in Wal-Mart buying Sailor Moon dolls, and make up some lame excuse like; "It's for my little sister/daughter/niece..."
• A thermometer scares you because it has mercury, and you can't stop thinking that it's Amy's blood!
• Your day starts with you glued to the screen for thirty minutes shouting obscenities at the villains. And anyone who dares to disturb your viewing gets bubbles blown in their face. 
•  During a thunder storm, you try to calm yourself down by saying jupiter thunder crash!
• Your g/f thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her, or your b/f thinks you like Tuxedo Mask than him. And s/he's right!
• You decide that if Sailor Moon goes off the air you will move to Japan.
  
• You do Sailor Scout poses to warm up for your aerobics classes.
•  When you eat meatballs or odango, you immediately pick them up and try to fasten them on your head in any which way possible.
• You run around screaming "Moon Healing Activation!" for no reason at all.
•  When you grow up, you are going to the moon to re-build the moon kingdom.
•  you somehow managed to put something Sailor Moon-ish in ALL of your Art projects!
• You start wondering if Sailor Moon might be for real, and you go to the library to research facts about the moon and try to prove to yourself that there might have once really been life on the moon.
•  You have to spin around the house naked before you can put your clothes on.
• You like Sailor Mercury so much, you've stopped taking showers and now only take bubble baths. 
• Your e-mail's 'signature' file quotes Sailor Moon episodes.
•  Your friends find a ticket stub to a Three Lights concert under your bed.
•  You're a police officer, and when you see someone doing something wrong,
  you start giving them a 60 second speech, and by the time your done,
  they're already gone.
•  Whenever you see your friends they start running away 'cause
  they KNOW you're going to talk about Sailor Moon.
•  Your dream wedding dress looks exactly like the Moon Princess' dress.
•  You try to shut people up by blessing a post-it and sticking it to their
  head.
• You decide where to go for vacation, based on whether or not they might sell Sailor Moon stuff there.
•  You tear appart a perfectly good floppy disk, just to have the little round
  disk from the center to throw around the room while you yell "Moon Tiara Action!"
• You mail order the Sailor Moon playing cards, and don't even care that the shipping and handling costs more than the cards themselves.
• You join the Girl Scouts, just so you can call yourself a SCOUT!
• The Sailor Moon voice actors have restraining orders against you.
• EVEN your Moonie friends think YOU watch too much Sailor Moon!
• You run around wrapped up in sheets pretending your the Moonlight Knight.
• You tell your teacher you can't stay in detention because you have to attend a Sailor Scout Meeting
• You call all the radio stations in your city, and demand them to play the sailor moon soundtrack.
• Your principal considers the hard plastic rose you carry with you a concealed weapon.
• you start to find Melvin attractive.
• The people at DIC know you personaly from all those threatining letters you sent them about the undubbed episodes.
• You print out this list and carry it around as a checklist.
• YOU call your room Sailor Moon Land, your BROTHER calls it the Sailor Moon Obsession, YOUR PARENTS call it The Twilight Zone, and the friends refer to it as "...and that's where she goes to worship the Sailor Scouts."
• ... you find yourself throwing papers with fake Japanese words scribbled on them at people you think look evil.
• You forget when your birthday is, but know all of the Sailor Scouts'.
• You KNOW the Grim Man was NEVER really defeated....>:D
• You play your Sailor Moon CDs loud and proud in your car, despite the weird looks you get from other drivers!
• You cut your hair short and dye it blue, in hopes that it will make you smarter.
• You're so addicted you make a whole WEBPAGE to show the WORLD how much you're addicted... ;)
• Your friend, who is a Sailor Moon freak says, "I think you've been watching too much Sailor Moon!".

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