Welcome to my page.

This page was created long long ago, in a galaxy that may or may not be far away, depending on the viewer's location. Hayley, the webmaster, is a computer-obsessed humanoid who dreams of immortality and intergalactic travel. Hayley created this site because it seemed rather stupid and hypocritical to express an interest in web design in one's blogger profile without also linking to a webpage. Explore the stupid thing, and send hatemail so that Hayley will feel appreciated.