Ok, This is a quote page. Ta da! I made some of these up, it would be cool if you e-mailed me some of your quotes too at, lets here it again, at ToxikDust@aol.com ! Yay! *claps like a spaz* If you think they're funny, good. If you think they're hillarious, fuck theres something wrong with you! and if you don't like them, then I suggest you don't click-a-de-click on the button next time. 

1) Save a tree, eat a beaver!

2) I don't go to a mental Hospital every week! I go every friday!!!

3) Where there is no light, Darkness will previel.

4) Where there are no smart people, Idiots shall previel.

5) Where there is no trees, the idiot typing this would not previel.

6) Why steal Candy from babies when you can steal money from billionares??

7) I live in a dimension that doesn't exist.

8) When life gets you down, the gravity must be high.

9) If no one cared that Jimmy cracked corn, then why was there a song?

~*~ ONE FOR ALL YOU HILLARY HATERS! ~*~

10) Hillary Duff= an over inflated Barbie doll, with too much shit on her face.

YES, I HATE HILLARY DUFF! AS YOU CAN SEE I THINK I SPELT HER NAME WRONG...

11) The muffin mans after meeeeeee!!!

12) God created many things, but as I'm sinking in his quick sand, I wonder why he created that.

13) Just cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean the men aren't after me.

14) The men in the white coats are after meeeee!

15) Dogs are Man's best friends, but my Dad still is allergic to them.

16) Life is like a box Of chocolates, I picked the wrong kind!!

17) Boys are like slinkys, they're fun to push down the stairs....

Thinks... *Pushes brother down the stairs~*~ Yup, can't fight with that logic.

OKAY, this is where I can't come up with anymore. So PLEASE send your ideas via my e-mail address! I prefer it if you come up with your own, I currently have 3 on here I DID copy, the others I came up with.