Wooly's Site

I AM THE NEW UHS JUNIOR CLASS PRESIDENT!
I would like to thank all the people who helped me out in this election: Eric (my new Secretary of Offence), Daniel, John, Cody, and everyone else who voted for me.

Check out the Shoeless City Boys on video.google.com
I've added a couple more.

Things that piss me off

Part two:

When all you can smell is a skunk for 2 miles of driving
"Know-it-all" Liberals
Waking up and get a charlie horse
When you ask for no pickles and you get a pickle
Fast Food drive thru workers who forget to add a staw
Dropping perfect change between the seat
Dogs that hump one another in public
The reason "because i said so"
People who drop the F Bomb when its not nessecary

(more to come)

Part one:

One ply toilet paper
People with credit scores below 690
Allergies
Flat tires
Bars that don't carry New Belgium beers
California
New York
Wetback immigrants
Actually, all immigrants
The toothpaste speckles on the bathroom mirror
Larry the Cable Guy
The Redwings
Fat women that don't wear bras
Missing the McGriddles by 13 minutes
Mad TV
Howling dogs
Hippies
Asiago cheese
Two lane roads that have been turned into one lane for construction
Missing remotes
Owners of hybrid cars
Indians that call me "my friend"
Self proclaimed "hip parents"
Retarded children eating at a resturant while I'm trying to eat, I can't watch that, it makes me sick
People that talk like snoop dog
"It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand"
Claymation
Black people that pronounce the letters "th" as "f" ala "I have to use the bafroom"
Those damn kids and their rap music
People that let their dogs shit in my front yard, even if they pick it up
Barry Bonds
Working late on $1 per scoop night at Baskin Robins
People that don't laugh at retarded or handicapped or deaf people at least once in a while
Jimmy Fallon
Guys that purposely make their hair messy, don't they realize that looks gay?
Racoons in my chimminy
People that look at me funny everytime I say "Whenever racoons get on our back porch, momma just sweeps them away with a broom"
People that wear sweaters year-round
The Rolling Stones
Dan O'Dowd
"Text the word "fun" to 99399" commercials
That hollerback girl song
Piercings on girls anywhere but the ears
Flannel sheets in the summer
People that don't like country music
Boob jobs
Geo metros in the left lane
Todd Bertuzzi and now Gary Bateman
Basketball
The ABC family channel
Leaving the room while watching women's beach volleyball and coming back to men playing
People incapable of driving manual transmissions
Friends that try to get me to go to church with them saying "Oh, our church is fun"
Employee pricing on new vehicles
Waking up from a nap sweating
Stale beer
Answering phones
Having my pens stolen
Waiting for people
The movie "The Forgotten"
Hummers, not BJ's, H2's and H3's
Wind
CNN
People that name their dogs "Dakota"
Table cloths
Texans in my state
People that correct me when I call a Chinese person "Oriental"
Not being able to get a good gyro in Lilly-White America here
Really huge chicks that have to press their guts and hooters on me when they're cutting my hair, gross
Cats
People that don't cover their shit when they sneeze
People that look at me weird when I'm cleaning my ears with my car keys
Hard mattresses
Rotary telephones
Smelly people
Old people with growths that get mad when you look at them
Being touched by people
Hobos
Homos
PETA
Wellfare
Soft talkers
When the TV guide channel is wrong by an hour
People that mispronounce words even my four yearold nephew can say correctly
Friends that let their significant others control what they eat
People that don't stand up for themselves
Wakeboarders, they're the Colorado counterpart of surfers and I hate them just as much
Old hippies that never grew out of it and now name their kids things like "River" and "Dew"
Poor black people that blame their state on white people keeping them down
People that don't take responsibility for their actions