Twilight Zone

 Edward:

"What happened?

Bella:

"I punched Jacob."

Edward:

"Good."

 -Bella: "There's nothing wrong with werewolves."

   Alice: "Until they lose their tempers."

-Charlie: "See you later, Nessie."

   Bella: "Not you too!" 

-Edward: "Hadn't you noticed? I'm breaking all the rules now."

- Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
   Edward: "Terrified."

- Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"

- Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."

- Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."

- Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."

- Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."

- Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."

- Edward: "You look so guilty - Like you've committed a crime." 

- Rosalie : "Over my dead pile of ashes."

- Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

- Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."

- Edward: "Oops."

- Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
  Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."

- Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"

- Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

- Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."

- Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

- Emmett: "Oooo, scary."

- Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."