.Yo Mama Jokes.
(and other jokes I just decided to throw in there)

Yo mama's teeth so yellow she could spit butter
Yo mama's so fat that everytime she turns around it's her birthday
Yo mama so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet
Yo mama's so stupid that she walked into a antique shop and said, "What's new?"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND THE HOUSE
Yo mama's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo mama's so stupid she went to the movies it said under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 other friends
Yo mama's so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1
Yo mama's so old "Jurassic Park" brings back memories
Yo mama's so poor I saw her kicking around a can when I asked her what she was doing she said, "I'm moving."
Yo mama's so hairy she lifted up her arm and it looked like she had Buckwheat in a headlock
Yo mama's so poor that when I stepped on a cockroach she said, "Hey thanks for dinner!"
Yo mama's so dirty I went into her house and asked if I could use the bathroom and she said pick a corner
Yo mama's so dumb that she waited at a stop sign thinking that it was gonna say go soon.
Yo mama's so big she's got a VCR for a beeper
Yo mama's so old when she was in school the Old Testament was new
Yo mama's so old Jesus signed her yearbook
Yo mama cooks so bad that after your family eats they pray!
Your so ugly when you were little your mama had to tie a porkchop to your ass just to get the dog to play with you
Your so ugly your mama had to feed you with a slingshot
Your so poor you walk in your front door and your in the backyard
Yo mama's breath smells so bad that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Yo mama's breath smells so bad that people look forward to her farts
Yo mama's so skinny she could hula hoop with a cheerio
Yo mama's so dirty that she grows plants on her ass
Yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this, "LA, New York, Atlanta."
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury Doughboy! Everyone wants to poke her
Yo mama's lips are so big she doesn't use chapstick she has to use mop' n glow
Yo mama's breath is so bad that she could clear a chatroom
What did one flea say to the other flea? Should we walk or should we take a dog?
Yo mama's so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so poor that she has to tell your sister when she was younger that Santa Claus was dead
Yo mama's so stupid I came inside and said "it's chili outside" so she went inside and got a bowl and a spoon
Yo mama's got such bad dandruff that the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama's so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.