.Yo Mama Jokes.
(and other jokes I just decided to throw in there)

Yo mama's teeth so yellow she could spit butter

Yo mama's so fat that everytime she turns around it's her birthday

Yo mama so stupid she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet

Yo mama's so stupid that she walked into a antique shop and said, "What's new?"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits AROUND THE HOUSE

Yo mama's so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mama's so stupid she went to the movies it said under 17 not admitted so she went home and got 16 other friends

Yo mama's so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels

Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1

Yo mama's so old "Jurassic Park" brings back memories

Yo mama's so poor I saw her kicking around a can when I asked her what she was doing she said, "I'm moving."

Yo mama's so hairy she lifted up her arm and it looked like she had Buckwheat in a headlock

Yo mama's so poor that when I stepped on a cockroach she said, "Hey thanks for dinner!"

Yo mama's so dirty I went into her house and asked if I could use the bathroom and she said pick a corner

Yo mama's so dumb that she waited at a stop sign thinking that it was gonna say go soon.

Yo mama's so big she's got a VCR for a beeper

Yo mama's so old when she was in school the Old Testament was new

Yo mama's so old Jesus signed her yearbook

Yo mama cooks so bad that after your family eats they pray!

Your so ugly when you were little your mama had to tie a porkchop to your ass just to get the dog to play with you

Your so ugly your mama had to feed you with a slingshot

Your so poor you walk in your front door and your in the backyard

Yo mama's breath smells so bad that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Yo mama's breath smells so bad that people look forward to her farts

Yo mama's so skinny she could hula hoop with a cheerio

Yo mama's so dirty that she grows plants on her ass

Yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this, "LA, New York, Atlanta."

Yo mama's like the Pillsbury Doughboy! Everyone wants to poke her

Yo mama's lips are so big she doesn't use chapstick she has to use mop' n glow

Yo mama's breath is so bad that she could clear a chatroom

What did one flea say to the other flea?  Should we walk or should we take a dog?

Yo mama's so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama's so poor that she has to tell your sister when she was younger that Santa Claus was dead

Yo mama's so stupid I came inside and said "it's chili outside" so she went inside and got a bowl and a spoon

Yo mama's got such bad dandruff that the principal declared a snow day!

Yo mama's so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.

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