Age: 17

Position: Right-sided defence (First choice, so only choice)

Favourite Football team: Queens Park Rangers

Likes: Football, acoustic rock, nerd-related stuff such as calculating pies and things like that

Dislikes: Men who wear scarves ('It's just wrong' - Personal Quote)

Personal References:

James Dean- 'HE'S A GIMP'

Ash Tuck: 'He's a Nerd'

 Prime Minister: 'He's deported'

Description: To be honest, Dan isn't very good at football. However, the team are desperate and have decided to give Dan a chance until they can find somebody better. He's never played for a team before, so is very excited about his place on the sidelines.

Arron Chambers: Team Captain, Team Secretary and Team Jock

Name: Arron Chambers

Age: 18

Position: Attacking midfielder

Favourite Football team: Newcastle United

Likes: Arron Chambers, Hair gel, Arron Chambers, Football, Arron Chambers, Mirrors

Dislikes: French, Conversations not concerning Arron Chambers

Personal References:

Dan Boulton: He's alright, but WHAT is up with his hair? It's like a hedgehog.

James Dean: One word, muppet.

Ash Tuck: He's big headed, full of himself and thinks hes the best player in the world........... don't tell him I said that.

Description: Arron played defense for Thornbury Falcons for 7 years and only scored one goal, but he has already scored for us in our 24-1 loss to Inter Me Nan. He has proclaimed himself team captain and described himself as 'Better than Gerrard'. Ok..............

Ash Tuck: Team Drunk

Name: Ashley Richard Tuck

Age: 17

Position: The Recovery Position 

Favourite Football Team: Man United

Likes: Cider, Beer, Vodka, Football, Girl's Clothes apparently, Reel Big Fish, James's house

Dislikes: Nerds, Dion O'Sullivan, His Cat

Personal References:

Arron Chambers: Quite often drunk but can be a quality player

James Dean: It's like he lives in my house

Dan Boulton: Reel Big Fish?! What is he thinking?

Description: Although Ash is drunk 2 or 3 times a week, he is one of the teams best players, top scorer in front of Dan and Arron. He played for Thornbury Falcons for 2 years, probably scored a couple of goals and has now moved on to the big time with  J.R.'s.   

Chairman Dean:Team Overlord

Name: James Robert Dean or J.R. to you Age: 19 Position: Goalkeeper Favourite Football Team: I think it's Norwich, although it changes every year depending on how good their kit is Likes: Bike riding, gardening, crappy internet games like Curveball, Tesco Dislikes: His sister, his boss, Tom Murphy Personal References: Ash Tuck: I don't know about James himself, but I like his house Dan Boulton: The moron buys warm drinks from tesco instead of cold ones. Whats up with that? Arron Chambers: As long as hes buying me drinks, he's alright    Description: James Dean is not the dead icon resurrected, but in fact the teams goalkeeper and chairman. The reason he's chairman is because he's the only one with a job and therefore is he only one who can afford to pay the team's fees until the rest of us stop slacking. In exchange for paying, he demanded we name the team after him. Despite letting in nearly 40 goals in his first 2 games, James is actually a good keeper. He got his first clean sheet in our second game, when the opposing team could not score any goals because they never showed up.

Jess Tuck: Team Surgeon (Well, he likes to slice people in half)