Welcome
Hello :D My name is Jake Savage but you can call me Trogan, Homicidal, Molested Rubber Ducky, Violent Floaty Boat, or Sgt. Buddah. Do not ask where these names came from. I would take my hours to explain.
I like guitar, short blonde girls, drums, The Killers, Maddox, Max Brooks, All things Zombie, Football, Soccer, and Parkour. My favorite hobby though is gaming. I am a active member on steam. Feel free to look me up. My ID is Trogan Beltway. I fucking hate cupcakes, CAKE ISN'T SUPPOSE TO GO IN CUPS GOD DAMMIT! I am 13. I am mature for my age. I like reading Gangster novels and Humor how to guides, So far my favorite is The Zombie Survival Guide. My favorite moves are 300, Good Fellas, Dawn of the Dead, and Land of the Dead. I am waiting for Left4Dead. The soon to be greatest game of all time. 
Yes. This will be the god of all games. The most intense cluster fuck that will make Halo piss it's pants. This is L4D!
I love music. Its my life. I currently have a band, we are called The Candy Zombies. Were local but were hoping to become badass rockstars and have our own TV reality series with a bunch of sluts. A.K.A. our own Rock of Love. I sing in the band and I am back-up guitar in case our lead or rhythm can't make it to a show.
We are currently covering songs and have no orginal songs out yet. Were workin on em' right now we'll just settle for covering The Killers and pretty much every other party favorites.
I have a weird obsession with short blonde girls.
This is me.
