Private Investigations, Part 3

The epic finale to our film noir saga...

Read Part 1 and Part 2 first.

-AKA

Photos link to player pages.



sholmSherlockHolmes: We searched high and low for that rascal Tony Romo
sholmSherlockHolmes: Googled him
sholmSherlockHolmes: Dogpile'd him
sholmSherlockHolmes: Hell, we even used bing.com and nobody uses that s***
sholmSherlockHolmes: It took a season and a half, but we finally tracked him down to the slimiest, shadiest, sleaziest chatroom on earth.
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the AOL "A Crowded Room" chatroom. It may be a Crowded Room, but your friends saved enough room for you to join in the chat.
giseleCumming_In_Bundchens: 29/F/Brazil
giseleCumming_In_Bundchens: I'm just a dirty blonde lookin for some dirty fun on my live video feed!!!
giseleCumming_In_Bundchens: Come visit me at www.runlikeagisele.com for more
erinandrewsESPN_Erin: 31/F/CT
erinandrewsESPN_Erin: Trying to find my peeping tom
giseleCumming_In_Bundchens: I just hope it's not MY peeping Tom :p
tbradMyFairBrady: you keep me out of this
bwatsonWatsOnYourMind: jesus boss where the hell are we
sholmSherlockHolmes: where souls go to die, and cyber
sholmSherlockHolmes: Watson, everyone with a basic internet connection knows that AOL now stands for Anal, Oral, and Lemonparty
bwatsonWatsOnYourMind: lemonparty?
sjackJacksOff: 26/M/MO
sjackJacksOff: my blowup doll deflated so my right hand needs some action press 222
erinandrewsESPN_Erin: Well at least hes honest :-\
pamoliverPamOliverTwist: 222
sjackJacksOff: oh EW hell no, no one wants to do pam oliver
sjackJacksOff: id rather see old guys doing it in a bathtub
bwatsonWatsOnYourMind: that sounds disgusting
sholmSherlockHolmes: ...Lemonparty, my dear Watson
**ONLINE HOST** WareTheHoodAt has entered the chatroom.
dwareWareTheHoodAt: FOR FREE KEYGENZ CRACKZ AND GAME DOWNLOADS PRESS 111
dwareWareTheHoodAt: FOR FREE KEYGENZ CRACKZ AND GAME DOWNLOADS PRESS 111
dwareWareTheHoodAt: OR VISIT DEMARCUSWAREZ.COM FOR MORE INFO
bwatsonWatsOnYourMind: /ban
sholmSherlockHolmes: /ban
**ONLINE HOST** WareTheHoodAt has been banned from the chatroom.
tromoRomoSapien: 29/M/TX im just a freewheelin young Cowboy with no receiver to throw to
tromoRomoSapien: wheres my favorite woman
BlondieGenericBlondeWoman: HERE I AM!!!
bwatsonWatsOnYourMind: bingo
sholmSherlockHolmes: Mr Romo, we have someone you should see
**ONLINE HOST** JessicaSkimpy_son has entered the chatroom.
jsimpsonJessicaSkimpy_son: TONYYY HOW COULD YOUUUU
tromoRomoSapien: sorry babe, you just werent my primary option anymore
tromoRomoSapien: to be honest you werent even a running back who i'd dump it off to
tromoRomoSapien: consider yourself cut from my squad
jsimpsonJessicaSkimpy_son: /cries
**ONLINE HOST** You have entered the Private Eye Office chatroom.
sholmSherlockHolmes: So ends our tragic saga, where one blonde bimbo gets replaced by another blonde bimbo
sholmSherlockHolmes: Another day, another mystery solved
sholmSherlockHolmes: I need a smoke

 

 

Contact Us