After searching for villains on the net I have found it sadly wanting. Ok I could find sites based upon individual horrors but I could not find any kind of compilation of my faves. So here, I have decided to catalogue, in Pokemon style, a list of the most depraved creations and actual living maniacs. May they all enjoy whatever oblivion our creator has assigned them to. Oh, and just in case I ever meet any of them in the afterlife then may I catagoricaly state that this list is, in fact, a tribute.

Now if  where going to be the arch nemesis of anyone then, to be honest, I think that I would choose the Care Bears or the Teletubies. I would not, I repeat, I would not choose to pick a fight with a super hero team which consists of a man who is cleverer than God and whose dick could wrap around the earth twice, a woman who could suffocate me in an impenitrable force bubble, her brother who could produce flames hotter than the sun and an unstopable rock. Mind you, atleast he got his armour made for him by the very same people who choose to sleep naked on mountains and walk on razors for fun.

Ahh... the Angel of Death. Why is it that Mengela is so maligned by all. The good doctor was a pioneer in the field of Eugenics, his surgeries where sublime and his taste in music impecible. Ok, so he sewed people together, chopped off cocks, injected eyes with pigments and generaly bothered jewes but I imagen his parents where so pleased.

Even before he was born, Megatrons parents must have had something special in mind for their son. After looking through countless baby name books they settled upon a rather unique name. A combination of the word 'big' and a painfuly neon Disney film about glowing squares. Consequently our hero is born into the loving bosom of the Decepticons. What better start for an aspiring young socialite of Cybatrons one city. Later he managed to mortaly wound Optimus Prime, be thrown out of Astrotrain in deep space, be brethed upon by Unicron and get himself killed (Grrrr) by Rodimus (Hehehe) Prime. God bless him.

He has the most perfect Mohican hair, albeit with a number of spider-like knife arms in the last book. He killed Hitler and Churchills Iron Men. He fucked Jessy Mathews, took over Aushwitz and stared in the most perfect comic book series since From Hell. Magnificent.

Despite having the combined power of the 'Ancient Spirits of Evil' (which must, somewhere, contain the souls of Herod, Atilla, Gengis Kahn, Mordred, Hitler and god knows how many others)he was still uncapable of murdering the Thundercats and taking the Sword of Omens.Now this may not be that inspiring but bare in mind that despite numerous setbacks Mumm-Ra is still granted outherworldly powers by the spirits and continues, probaply to this day in some other dimension, to worry the 'cats'. If that dosen't convince you than the fact that he turned himself in to King Arthur in one episode may sway you.