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Jokes

Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment.
A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.

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Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Less and less all the time.

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Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?