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A man walking in Baltimore, when he was accosted by
a particularly dirty and shabby looking bum who asked
him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted a few dollars
and asked, 'If I give you this money; will you take it
and buy whiskey?
'No, I stopped drinking years ago.' said the bum.
'Will you use it to gamble?'
'I don't gamble--I need everything I can get just to stay alive.'
'Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?'
'Are you NUTS!! I haven't played golf in 20 years!'
The man said, 'Well, I'm not going to give this money.
Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific
home-cooked dinner by my wife!'
The bum was astounded. 'Won't your wife be furious with you
doing that for me? I'm dirty and probably smell pretty bad.'
The man replied, 'Hey, man, that's OK! I just want her to
see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling
and golf!!'
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