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Two prostitutes were riding around City Hall with a sign on
top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing
the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or
go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS
SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop: "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to
religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down
and drove off. The following day found the same cop in the area when he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed
the new sign which now read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."
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