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THE WAY I SEE IT THERE IS NO GOD!!!

BG SONG-Nine Inch Nails-"Heresy"

WELCOME!!!If you are a Christian the turn back unless you want to be pissed...If you are conflicted on religion then I might be able to help...If you are accepting of others or atheist then welcome.This is basically how I feel and I just basically put it out there for you.Actually I'm doing this mostly to pay tribute to a great man,someone who made me feel less conflicted and helped me become and Atheist.That man is Normal Bob Smith.I visited his site about 1 1/2 years ago and fell in love with it almost imediately after I found it.Somebody from school told me about it and I was confronted anyways so I decided to go check it out.Once I read some of the hatemail and heard some of his reasons why he is athiest it made me realize that it is a good choice.In this section I am going to tell you how I feel about different topics.

First of all I'd like to talk about these radical christians.They are the people who say they live under "Jesus" and obey him but then they go around cussing you out and telling you about how they would kill you.These are the people I hate a lot,I mean christians are the worst religious people I know.They are the only ones who want the whole world to follow there religion.Other people will tell you about their religion then say you may follow it if you like.Christians ram it down your throat.I believe in freedom of well...everything but most of all freedom of choice which icludes religion.Basically what I'm saying is...Christians aren't following christianity when that says not to judge people.

Something else I can't stand is the thought that being a christian will comfort your soul when it is very fucking evident that god doesnt care...About anyone.If this so called "JESUS" died for our sins then why is there a hell.O yea and if you kill someone then all you have to do is ask him to please forgive you and come into you or something and your sins are washed away.So basically at this point after all my bible burning and cat killing all I have to do is ask jesus to forgive me.Hell why dont we all go on a killing spree then have a prayer session and we will all be forgiven.Damnit did you here that Charlie all you have to do is pray and everything will be ok.I think not.Another thing is I've heard rumors that god will watch me die and burn in hell with pleasure.Wow!!!Sick bastard.

Ok just so you guys dont feel that I just bash christians then I'm going to talk about some asshole atheists.The biggest poser is the type of person who says GOD IS FAKE HAHA just to piss off christians.My whole family is christian and I have nothing against christians in fact I know a lot of nice christians who like me for me dispite my religion.Another thing is the people who bitch at me for saying I'm ATHEIST for"ALL THE WRONG REASONS."No I dont believe in god that is the right reason I thought.Well I guess I'm a cheat.For those of you who think you are the biggest atheist and think that you are the only one who does it for the "RIGHT REASONS" you are also fake.Like I said on my homepage some kid threatened to kill me because I'm an attention Hog.HAHA.Bitch I know you you go through phases and I guess this is just your big fat -IM A BIG FREAK-Phase.I am what I am and that is what I'm going to be...DONT CHANGE ME.

Finally I would just like to say I will never change I will not believe in this god you pray to hoping to get a nice place in line to eternal happiness.I guess if i dont believe in god he will send me to hell but since i dont belive in satan he wont send me to heaven so who sounds more forgiving.I think the answer is clear but trust me neither side wants me because they are both fucked.

In closing I just want to say that satan and god are false...but I think I already made that clear.I would be happy to help you out if you would E-mail me.THANK YA!!!

~THE BEST OF BOB!

These are Witty comments bob has sent to reply in his hate-mails and shit that I like

"You see, Christ is not really God. Many people don't know that! They think that Christ (who was a man) is the person who made the universe, saved mankind from (get this) burning hell fire (he he), and lives up in heaven where we will one day join Him and His Almighty Father. Seriously! And I'm talkin', grown adults who believe in His super powers, talking donkeys and even the devil himself! It's crazy!"-I love that one haha

Satans Salvation

I have been on 2 different hatemail pages with "fan letters" because he posts them on the side bar sometimes and I would like you to see them. I was on 160&168 Yea those are my 2 letters. If you wonder what I would say to Normal Bob in person...SPEECHLESS!!!-but thats just me.haha.

I think this is an interesting story here but someone who actually sent BOB hatemail a while back has become an atheist. Wow! You christians should be interested in this because I have seen a non-believer converted to believing but I have never seen this rare opposite occurance haha. It is all right HERE. I think you should read that and see that sometimes this little religion has enough flaws to change someones life...IRONY!

O yea dont forgethaha.

Ladies! If you like Normal Bob Smith but aren't a member of the Unholy Army of Catholic School Girls then you can still support that whole cause by getting a T-Shirt here. It comes in a girlie tee and in a girlie tank top. Well since I'm not a girlie I will not be able to wear one so it is in my opinion that BOB should make a tee shirt that everybody can enjoy. Maybe he could make a GIF tee, or a Satans Salvation tee, or even a tee of himself. I WOULD SO TOTALY WEAR A NORMAL BOB SMITH TEE SHIRT. The possibilities are infinite.

For your entertainment I feel that you should see Normal Bob Smiths review on The Passion of the Christ. Now I know everyone things I just dislike it because of its meaning but I have seen it and I understood it. I actually thought it was an interesting movie. I just don't believe what it stands for. It is 2 hours of pure torture, that is the only way I can describe it. Now when I say torture I mean 2 things. One point is that it was a movie of them torturing him for 2 hours. The other way is that it tortured my mind for 2 hours. In one scene they beat him with whips ripping his skin off. This had to last at least 15 minutes in itself and had no effect on me whatsoever. The entire thing is they beat him, they force him to carry his cross, they put him on the cross, he dies, but what we all forget is according to the story he wanted to die. Why cry over someone who did that willingly for other people? I just think that jesus is a martyr. Someone who you believe died for you all and then will repay you some day. Crucifixions happened all the time back then and I dont see how Jesus should be any different from everyone else who died on a cross. For all we know he may not even be real... Just a heroic story like Superman and in the end he always saves the world...But lets think for a second. Is superman real?

This is what Bob said when he was told that "the end of the world is coming." I think it is funny and maybe you will enjoy it too.
COMMENT:"You see, I've learned not to spiral into an crazed panic stricken state with every email that claims it's almost the end of all time. Four separate times I ran around town selling all of my belongings and spending every last penny on strippers and vodka only to discover that, in fact, there was a great deal of time remaining with no obvious end in site."< That is great. If you like that then you will also like a stream of letters on page 160. Read the ones in the middle of the page by a Mr.Kovács Richárd. I swear that is funny as hell.

There is a new Superchick in town on Normal Bob Smith.com...Introducing Superchick GIGI! O yea and also a new Amazing Strangers page dedicated to one man BILL! thats all for introducing.

There is a new hatemail today on Bob's site. It is 3 letters from one guy and 3 responses from Bob. It is pretty decent considering BOB changes Romans 6:23 to say Anna Kournikova instead of GOD or Christ...Pretty funny stuff and it is true you could write this stuff about anyone and that doesn't necissarily make it true. You can read that particular debate right here.

Yet another Super Chic is born. Stop by and check out, new to the family, Super Chic BRIT! and also Bob Revamped his Portfolio today. It looks a little more plain but is more organized now in my view.
-Thats all for now but...
More coming soon!

-HERESY-

The song in the background is called "HERESY" it is by NIN and the reason I chose it for this page is becuz of the lyrics here they are:

he sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see he tries to tell me what i put inside of me he got the answers to ease my curiosity he dreamed a god up and called it christianity

god is dead and no one cares if there is a hell i'll see you there

he flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line he made a virus that would kill off all the swine his perfect kingdom of killing, suffering and pain demands devotion atrocities done in his name

god is dead and no one cares if there is a hell i'll see you there your god is dead and no one cares if there is a hell i'll see you there

"will you die for this? will you die for this? will you die for this? will you die for this?"

god is dead and no one cares if there is a hell i'll see you there (your god is dead) god is dead (and no one cares) and no one cares (drowning in his own hypocrisy) if there is a hell (see you) i'll see you there (you there)

FOR YOU SINNERS(LIKE ME)THE ORIGINAL JESUS DRESS UP