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NAVIGATION
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Breaking News....Breaking News......
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Shagger Replaced By F*cker
'I'm not Tommy's glove puppet' says Sooty Fox
'Izzy Wizzy let's get busy' says Mr McCorbett
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All the latest news in the bitter battle for the leadership...
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TOMMYGATE NEWS EXCLUSIVE
Timmy Shedhispants - "I'm No Puppet, I'm A Real Boy!"
But MSP for Pinochiok's nose just keeps on growing
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SSP's '...very own Iago' admits "I am not what I am"
Othello & Desdemona to launch internal investigation
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Romeo and Juliet to stand for leadership!
But McTombs will not be climbing up my veranda says Lackie
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Roastmary Burns' aspiration to SSP leadership receives bitter blow!
Tam's ma's supporting her!
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Colin Fux comes out fighting after 'lightweight' jibes from party colleagues
'I am not an 8 stone weakling' claims 8 stone weakling MSP
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In other news....
Mystery MSP to sue man who kicked sand in his face
Red Hand Gang Want Their Gloves Back From Sexy Journalist
Crocodiles to sue 'allegators' over Tearful Tommy's allegations
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And inside today's Style Section...
Rosie & Frances' top tips on 'What Not To Wear'
Our two style gurus demonstrate with a selection from their own wardrobes
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TommyGate Exclusive : Not The Shedhispants Interview
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Favourite Songs? High Heeled Sneakers, These Boots Are Made For Walking, Lady In Red.
Favourite Films? Nuns On The Run, Priscilla - Queen of the Desert, Rocky Horror Show, Mrs Doubtfire.
Favourite Theatre Performers? Danny La Rue, Pantomime Dames.
Favourite TV? Smack The Pony.
Favourite Comedian? Lilly Savage.
Favourite Books? Really Wild, Devil In A Red Dress, Love On The Dole.
Favourite Flag? That one with the red glove, er I mean, the Red Hand on it.
Favourite Piece of Clothing? It has to be my Kilt and favourite Che Guevara sporran.
Favourite Food? Sandwiches made with Mother's Pride bread. |
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TommyGate's Page 3 Stunna.... phwoar!
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Sister Mary Felatio of The Swinging Sisters of Shame
How's about this yin Tam - the fitba, the habit and the high heels...
What more could a high-ranking perv ask for?
Apart from a loan of her gear of course!
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