Guess Who?

"Colin, gonnae no wear that fuckin' Robin Hood suit ever again?"

No Spanking Please - We're Scottish

Married couple to have baby!!!

Tommygate can exclusively reveal that a married couple from Glasgow are to give birth to their first child (a baby girl according to the scans) in June 2005.

This startling news comes hard on the heels of the other exclusives that we brought you regarding bears defecating in wooded areas and the Holy See of Rome confirming that he is indeed still a Catholic.

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'NO HARD FEELINGS' SAYS ICEPICK TOMMY

Comrades vote to accept the 'resignation' of  Trotsky Shedhispants

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