Alex   -   James   -   Matt

Quote of the Week: George Lucas, you loser.

Anakin: "You're so beautiful."

Padamé: "It's only because I'm so in love."

Anakin: "No, it's because I'm so in love with you."

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Well look who comes back after all this time. Well my friends, we're giving this website shit one more college try. Before I continue, I would just like to clear the air. We forgive certain people for trying to close down our site and getting people to hack into our site, it's ok, all water under the bridge now. But lets be honest, was it really necessary to neuter Matt. It was only a couple of comments about some smelly individual *coughRamsdencough*. Still, I suppose you did do the general public a favour as his seed can no longer be spread.

Its been a long time since the Toilet-Duck team last worked as a team to create a masterpiece. During our much deserved rest from websites, I feel we have matured. Our humour has progressed from childish toilet humour that was such a success before. No longer will you see such disgusting words as 'penis', 'poo' or 'Leeds' on this website. Our jokes will be funnier, wittier and more often. The site will be so funny we've have had to put a warning label on the site. "Warning, viewing this site is hazadous to your health and may cause miscarriages in men if they are not properly prepared."

Well we'll stop taking up your precious time. Have fun and sign the guestbook.

The Toilet-Duck Team

In the word's of that guy who sings for Staind...."It's been a while" and I cannot contain my delight any longer at this superb comeback for the Toilet-Duck team. It is absolutely essential we receive support from all of our beloved fans who we use to clamber up the ladder of popularity. In this new era of Ducking Toilet you will witness many new features, all of which you can see on the taskbar on the right of the screen. Before I depart I want you to all know that we love you in a non-homosexual way. However do not be fooled, I would still grope you all if the opportunity arose.
Thnak you all for making Toilet-Duck what it is today, which is a complete and utter failure. Very much like me in that respect, however I, like Toilet-Duck will keep battling away and will one day be up there with sites such as Interestingbanisters.com and the Richard Whitley Official Fansite.
Whatever way you look at this return, whether you love us or you hate us, it doesn't really matter as long as you visit us here at Toilet-Duck-Revisited. Thank you and good day to you all.