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Art by Titus Pullo

As many of you know, I excel in the art of love, making love and anything that refers to my coital experience. I know, that Vorenus does not need my coital experience, because he already knows how to "do it", and that he's more interested in the "feelings" side of the matter, yet I am interested in both. What feels good provides good feelings (of warm love and understanding and such things), so I guess anyone who needs to know about love should start with the heart of the matter: the mump! So, that's basically what my art is all about. The mump and how to get to it. How to visualize the mump? Well, get a good look of how we do that in ancient Rome! How I do it. The way it gets done and how people never get enough of it. And please, folks, don't say it's racy, stinky or lewd. It's the basics of life! We can't do without it, even if we wish it so. Well, I don't wish it so. I can tell you that......So, here's my art, my visualisation of the very source of life...

Item I: Sopio

Phallic symbols are as old as mankind. And they surely protect us from all kinds of cac that can befall us. And you can see them everywhere! Even in nature. The sopio (vulgar Latin word for phallus, which is Greek, so it seems) on the very left I made as an ornament next to my front door. It stands up and salutes you, as a good sopio should do, so if you like to salute it back, please go ahead! The text, written rather clumsily (but hey, I only learned to write a couple of months ago), says:"hic habitat felicitas", which means: here lives happiness. And my sweet little Eirene can tell you that this is the very truth! A good mump every now and then (eh, better now than then...) makes people happy, innit? On the picture in the middle, you can see three specimens of my huge collection of cast phallic amulets. I make them ans sell them off on the market. People buy them for a few asses as little gifts to friends for good luck, or to their loved ones....A good phallic symbol brings good luck and, as I said, happiness. Of course, I wear one myself. Why not? The picture on the right shows you that phallic shapes exist in plant nature as well. This boletus is one of my very favorites. To me, it looks like how a good sopio should be: tight shafted and with a big top!

Item II: lupanar scenes

Yup. That's life for me. The whore house. Actually, outside of the army camp, i don't really have a place to live. Vorenus allows me to live in some remote corner of his insula, or else I'll drown in wine, gambling debts and lewd women. But my fav place to be is the whore house, I'll admit it. It's where I feel most comfortable. When I don't have much money to spend (which is mostly the case) or I just go for a "quickie", you can see me in a place and position like in the top left picture. This is the absolute minimum of accomodation, but I can tell you, the girls compensate that 200%! The woman in the picture on top right is what I would call "my best Narbo scortum". They are a class better and more expensive than the normal Roman Subura cunny, but then again, these women will do ANYTHING you want them to do. And man, do they know how! The bottom left picture is what you can call the snapshot of a very fine "place to meet & play" for the very rich and noble Roman citizen, with lots of denarii to spend on first class accomodation and women. I'm afraid that this is a place I will only (maybe) see in a next life, that is to say, if I get to return to this earth as a Roman well-to-do person. Reason enough to believe in reincarnation??? Hmmm, not such a bad idea! The bottom right picture is pure whore house art and I wish I could draw that well! So I pinched it off the wall of a very chique place where a lot of banging is done, but which they call a Thrysting House. What of it? I like it. It's Mars standing behind Venus who is sitting there, throneing like a darn matrona, but she lets him squeeze her tit. Yes sir! Of course she lets him. She is Venus, after all, isn't she? And you can just see little Cupid flying by their side, monitoring the whole thing. Gorgeous, eh? And yet, so refined! I must make sure not to tell Vorenus about this picture, or he will start yelling again, that I stole it and that I should bring it back, just like the Treasury Gold. Stupid! No, I just won't tell and I'll keep this. Pure art, this. Not to be given away again....

Item III: femina pura

There. What can I say? I should have portrayed all femininity in here, but I guess that would be a bit too much. But I have made a selection of the sweetest representatives of the "femina pura" that I can ever imagine: Cleo, the gyppo princess, to begin with. She's sweet, small and barely seventeen, but boy, does SHE know how to mump! I had the night of my life with her, right there in the gyppo desert. That country she lives in and is now queen of, you can have and keep it, if you want! What a dump...It's as hot as Vulcan's dick out there and these people worship gods with dogs heads....ugh! But she is...well now...that gyppo princess, now that's good cunny! One of the best I've ever had. And that's something now. Then, next to her, there's the very love of my life: my little, sweet Eirene. She doesn't say much, she's quite docile, but watch it: she's proud, too! Oh yes. And she looks after me very well. Always ready to serve me with water, wine, porridge, bread, or chicken.....Yes, she's a good girl. And...good in the sack, that's what counts! She's my slave now, but I'm going to free her off and then marry her, make her have my children and all that....yay.....that's what Pullo's gonna do. The one next to Eirene is.....damn! I got a hole in my head, since that kitchen table operation done by that horse doctor...and it makes me forget the easiest things...Yup, I'm suffering from a major brain leak at times. What was that girl's name again...?? Well,any road, I met her in Gaul. She was the daughter of some chief we caught there and imprisoned. She came up to the camp's gate to free her dad, or so she said. That could happen! A tasty red gaulish cunny, coming up at our gates to free her dad! Well, she could have him alive, after having been shagged by the whole mumping Thirteenth Legion....And so it happened....Isn't that a good story? The only one who didn't participate in the mega-shag was Vorenus. And we all know the reason why, don't we? The next thingy I want to show to you is the lovely creature dressed in a purple shawl and white accessory broche only: it's Hera Cunni, a nice looking Greek slave I recently bought at the market. She doesn't really do anything, actually. She can't cook, clean or sow. The only thing she can do is talk Greek stuff (which I don't understand, except the word "binakos", meaning "shag") and look pretty. But I like that. I like her. And, last but not least, there is Niobe. Now, this is ONLY to LOOK at, folks! Don't, I repeat, DON'T touch! She belongs to Lucius Vorenus and she's all his. He would kill a dragon for this woman. I say that, because Vorenus has gallic ancestry, although he doesn't like to hear that. He feels more Roman than all of Rome, including Pompey Magnus, Cato and even Caesar, together! Roman to boot....the mumping cac-head! And he even doesn't make his sweet wife happy at times. He can be so brute and rude to her, you wouldn't believe it! I try to re-educate him concerning the treatment of women, but the process is only slowly developing. Because he's a stubborn son of a bitch, that's why. He got no heart in him, that's his problem. Poor Niobe. But I can't touch her, not even to comfort her, because that would mean a lot of trouble for Pullo: stick beatings, prison, execution even, maybe. Yup. She's the only woman in tears that I cannot soothe. The only thing I can say to her is "there, honey...shhh...come now." But she won't buy that. She ain't as docile as she looks. Only towards Vorenus, because she feels obliged to her husband, even if he bangs her the wrong way....

My art work so far, people...Does look nice, eh? I know. I know, you want more! People always want more Pullo stuff and Pullo talk, they can't seem to get enough of it. Well, let's say, as soon as I get some new stuff, I'll put it up here, right?

Now look what I found here! This, my friends, is my fav piece of chocolate art!!!