The Official Women Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Women, REAL Women. This site is awesome. Our names our Zach and Aaron and we can't stop thinking about Women. These people are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Women are mammals.

2. Women wash dishes ALL the time.

3. The purpose of a woman is to flip out and serve men.

Weapons and gear:

Apron

Testimonial:

Women can wash the dishes of anyone they want! Women clean ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These people are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this woman who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the woman flipped out and washed the whole towns dishes! My friend Tim said that he saw a Women totally ask some kid if she could wash his dishes just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that women have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or you can suffer an eternity with no one to work for you!! (except for your evil minions living in your closet) It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Women are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These people are totally awesome and that's a fact.Women are fast, smooth, efficient, strong, diligent, and cheerful workers. I can't wait to start eating things this year. I love women with all of my body (excluding my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Women?

A: Women are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, women do lots of dishes and chores.

Q: I heard that women are always boring or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, women can be boring OR totally awesome.

Q: What do women do when they're not cleaning or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent fighting greasy pans, but sometimes they prepare dinners for their men

This is a formula of how women are evil....which is not braggable at all.....unless you can use that evil genius to take over the world...if thats you call me...I want to date you.

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