Mike and I have collected novelty lamps and desk fountains for all of the quarter century we've been a team. Nothing is too tacky for us, the more unusual the better. Here are a few gems from our collection. Enjoy!

Lightning skull;

Viva Lost Wages!
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Gum, anybody?

This is a laser light. Much cooler than it photographs.

One of our first fountains.

Lightning dolphins and Tiffany chickens. I did mention I like animals, right?

A neon cat, of course!

Laser wolf.

A volcano water lamp.

Dragon with flame. This one is in the living room by the fireplace.

Stolen from Area 51, and submitted for your approval.

Halloween lamp. I had this in my office at the zoo for years.