Whatever

The Japanese eat very little fat and have fewer heart attacks than Americans

The Mexican eat lots of fat and have fewer heart attacks than Americans

The Chinese drink little red wine and have fewer heart attacks than Americans

The Italian drink a lot of red wine and have fewer heart attacks than Americans

The German drink a lot of beer and eat sausage and have fewer heart attacks than Americans

So, eat and drink what you like, because apparently speaking English is what kills you.

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