This is a page dedicated to Sarah (One of Thine Hobbit's and Small Green Dudes many friends) who happens to just randomly say weird, random and unpredictable things at an unpredictable volume...(Usually earsplitting)...
This first one happened the day after bonfire night...
Sarah [AKA: The Virgin (Explained in "Are you really...")]- And there was a bush on fire at Becky's house!
Small Green Dude- *dirty thought* GIGGLE!
Everyone else [That is Thine Hobbit (Naturally), Danielle, Alex, Angeliki]- What the... oh, now I get it! GIGGLE!
Small Green Dude- I know it was dark and everything, Sarah, but we don't appriciate you running around naked and setting your bush on fire!
Sarah- *sarcasm* Yeah, because I meet Becky at night, naked.
Everyone- *has accquired Small Green Dude's dirty mind* OMF! GIGGLE!
Sarah- OMF! I didn't mean it like that!
And that was it.
This is a short tale of how Sarah came to have the nickname "The Virgin"...
We were all [as in Thine Hobbit, (As usual) Small Green Dude, (Why would she not be?) Danielle, Alex, Angeliki, Becky] teasing Sarah about some guy called Chris and we were all saying "Whoooo, have you done 'The Act' with him?" and someone else said "Yeah she has and she put his trousers on by accident..."
And Sarah yelled for the whole population of the Earth and the Teachers in the Hall to hear...
"I AM A VIRGIN!!!"
Obviously hilarious, hysterical and possibly violent giggles followed that little outburst and Sarah tried to sink into the ground...
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