Weirdness Abounds

To the tune of Allstar's Smash Mouth (we think) which is played during the opening titles of Shrek 1

This is to the tune of blink-182's I Miss You and is one of my very favourite songs-

We have several variations of this saying, but this one is the one we use most. And it's the one that we got everyone to shout down the phone to directory enquiries.

I'm not King Henry the Eighth... YET!

Other variations include-

I'm not cheese string... YET!

I'm not Sarah... YET!

This is a little thing about our friend Catherine, to the song 'Monster' by the Automatic, (It's only short).

What's that sacrificing my dog, is it a Catherine, is it a CATHERINE!!!

This was something we made up which has mostly to do with the LONG LONG NOTES!!!! page to this web site, though the part with the wedding in it has not been posted...YET... It's to the tune when bride walk down the aile.

Here comes the BRIDE,

All dressed IN LIME,

How can he BE married,

when his dresses are A CRIME!!

(P.S. if you read only the capital words notice what it spells out!)

*!Warning!*

This contains explicit language and should not be veiwed by those who will be kill-joy's and be offended or those under the age of say... 13...

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(Sang to the Christmas Carol "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer") Created by Catherine (Satan's Mistress) and Chloe (Thine Hobbit, as you should already know!)

Rudolph the red arsed gay-deer,

Had a very shiny arse,

and if you ever saw it,

You would even say it's Mars.

All of the other gay-deer,

Used to laugh and call him weird,

They never let poor Rudolph,

Grow any type of gay-deer beard.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,

Santa came to say, (Ho, Ho, Ho)

"Rudolf with your arse so bright,

Won't you ride my cock tonight?"

Then all the gay-deer loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

Rudolf the red arsed gay-deer,

You'll go down on Santa, hee !!!

Yes another one and it is good, so shut up and listen! Only kidding .... read.......good.......now! (By the way, it's to that song on an advert where there's this apple with carrots for arms and legs and some green curly thing for its nose, anyway, it gets chopped up in a blender... ENJOY!) AND BY THE WAY... this one also contains some strong language... Just so you know...

Oh, what a crap, shitty morning,

Oh, what a crap, shitty day,

I've got a crap, shitty feeling,

Nothing is going my way!

Here is something we randomly came out with on day, whilst talking about Star Wars-

Luke I am... your dental nurse!

Other variations include-

Luke I am... your grandma!

Luke I am... your cross dressing uncle!

Don't even ask!

Another random thing, involving Romeo and Juliet plus Mercutio, when he's dieing... (By the way, it has been modernised a tad...)

Romeo:~ Mercutio! Your head's hanging off!

Mercutio:~ 'Tis but a scratch! *Is dead*

Tee Hee! Just us, you know, doing what we do best ... Ruining great songs!!!!! Sort of like a junkie's lament for munchies ... Here it is!! ...

Spar night, Spar light,

First Spar I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

Please have those crisp I seek tonight!

Yes, yet another mutilated, popular song that has been twisted to our own devices!! (We have nothing against homosexuals, I mean we're fangirls for frogs sake, it's only chavs we don't like, if reason is given!!! GO SLASH! *Giggles*) The song is one off an advert that I can't remember the name... Anyway, here it is!

You are my gay dad,

My only gay dad!

You make me happy, when rainbows shine!

You'll never know, chav!

Hw much I love him!

Please don't take, my gay dad, away!