Just something we decided to make up...
*WARNING* Contains spoilers to long long notes *WARNING*
- Thou shalt have a weird nickname.
- Thou shalt fancy hot guys.
- Thou shalt make said guys gay.
- Thou shalt speak German.
- Thou shalt go on a random trip.
- Thou shalt get your maths teacher to drive.
- Thou shalt have a girly man/elf (MELF) dude.
- Thou must be trampled by a penguin army.
- Thou shalt have a gay wedding.
- Thou shalt get said gay dudes to wrestle in Mud/Chocolate.