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Feet Liberation Front

                            

Hi and welcome to the Feet Liberation Front's (FLF) official home page!!

Founded by Small Green Dude and Thine Hobbit.

FLF (pronounced 'fleurf') is a non-profit organsation that tries to get people to shun their shoes and go bare foot as often as possible, (At your own risk).

This organisations aim is to stop people's (*COUGH* Men's *COUGH*) feet smelling awful because with the grass between your toes, the grass absorbs all of the smelly carbon in your feet that then recycles it to be used by plants and other animals and consequently helps the environment as well as saving your nose!!

Thine Hobbit (Who happens to actually be one of the few remaining hobbits left standing at 3' 11" tall!) Always goes bare foot and it was Small Green Dude's idea (who also happens to be small and Green but taller than Thine Hobbit) To create a non-profit organisation out of it.What's really amazing is that your feet will naturally adapt to wearing no shoes such as regulating your body temperature and developing tough soles to stop things digging in your feet!!

Shoes (More often than not) support unfair trade and so only owning one pair of shoes (For special occations) is the best way to get them out of business, fast.

If you are unable to go barefoot (For medical reasons I.E. Blisters, Athletes foot, broken foot, everyone would die if you took your shoes off etc...) sandles are approved  as long as they show as much of the foot as possible (Preferably the ones with the straps not ones that cover your toes).

Cutting your toenails is appreciated but not nessasary.

To show you support of FLF please could you send pictures of yourself going barefoot/wearing sandles to newgirlintown@hotmail.co.uk and we will show them here!!

REMEMBER: FLF is a non-profit organisation and will never ask for a donation of any kind!

 

HAPPY FOOTING!!

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