Thine Hobbit has a unique obsession with some guy that shall never be divulged to the general internet surfer. Another thing Thine Hobbit has an affirmation for is all things ancient (I'm sure she was an ancient Egyptian in a former life!).
Thine Hobbit, I am pleased to say, is Insane and insanely small. Seriously, she's so small if she stood next to you, you would mistake her for an armrest (Which many people in school do!) She is also totally addicted to her art, If it were legal to marry it, she would be straight to the church before you could say string cheese.(Which she says a lot along with 'dolphinariums' in a posh English accent).
When not amongst friends (which is most of the time when out of school and some classes, as she is virtually glued to her computer and barely leave's the house unless she has to I.E. School/something better to do that involves chocolate + money) Thine Hobbit does not talk at all, the longest she has gone without talking is a few days!!...She's very proud!
Thine Hobbit is very random and once was so bored that she decided to randomly spout incriminating words and references to Satan and blood then totally broke down with laughter and giggled herself under her friend's maths desk with tears streaming down her face (NO! I'm serious!!!) (note from Small Green Dude- believe me, it was my maths table!) She practically live's in the library with Small Green Dude and used to be very reluctant to leave.
Thine Hobbit is slowly learning German (offending sentence by offending sentence) and should not be of this world. (I'm sure she's related to Gollum of the Lord Of The Ring's in some strange, twisted, but distant, way). Most of the time Thine Hobbit is so quiet that would not know she had walked up behind you in a silent almost-deserted room until she jabbed you hard in the ribs with her sharp nails!!
Thine Hobbit clearly thinks too much by saying things like If you expect the unexpected, does that make the unexpected expected? and Only the heaven's know why the undying sun, hides behind relentless clouds?. She also comes up with answers to some of the craziest questions such as what came first the chicken or the egg? and she would say both, because there is a chicken inside the egg and an egg inside the chicken! Obviously!.
Thine Hobbit is also extremely good at winding people up. She knows exactly what sets people off by just listening to what gets them annoyed when the teacher is telling them off or they are ranting loudly to their friends about what sets them off.
Something I would like to point out about the really good 'LONG LONG NOTES!!!' (apart from the spelling mistakes) is that We don't know them and they don't know us!...and we have no idea if they would actually do the fantastical things mentioned in our weird notes or if they are schwul or if Elijah and Dom hat schwul leibe ...(P.S. This is German!)
Anyway one last thing I would like to mention is If Thine Hobbit is me and I am Thine hobbit, How many people do you serve, when both is one and one is both!!!!!
(P.S.S. Thine Hobbit is a self-proclaimed genius and willing to use any force necessary to make people believe that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)