Small Green Dude is unusually short, but not as short as Thine Hobbit. Her nickname is Small Green Dude, because of her love for Yoda, her obsession with the word Dude and her height. Or lack of height.
Small Green Dude calls everyone a Dude, whether they are male or not. It is her way of saying 'you're really great!'.
Small Green Dude is planning world domination, but only on Thursdays. She hates Thursdays.
Small Green Dude is a self proclaimed schitzophrenic and convicted kleptomaniac, is scared of her whole body and likes cheese covered in chocolate and also enjoys pointing out to other people that convicted convicts live inside her head, which can hold no more than four criminals at one time due to her tiny brain.
Small Green Dude is a geek. She loves reading and writing stories. She has never shown anyone any of her writing, apart from that on this website, which doesn't really count.
Small Green Dude has crushes on several people because she is indecisive. Most of these are celebrities, but two or three are people she actually knows, but will not be sharing with anyone.
Small Green Dude has a few ultimate ambitions. These are:
To write a bestselling book.
To fall in love.
To go and see Muse live.
To go surfing in America.
To fall in love with an American so she can correct them when they call Football 'soccer' and spell colour without the 'u'.
To speak five languages fluently (she is on the way to being fluent in German)
Small Green Dude's favourite colours are blue and black. Her favourite words are Dude, cheese, mould and hyperbole. Her favourite bands are Muse, The Killers, Nirvana and blink-182. Her favourite books are The Chronicles of Narnia, A Gathering Light and Pride and Prejudice.
Small Green Dude last read the Lord of the Rings books seven years ago and did not like them. Now, due to Thine Hobbit, she is reading them again and is enjoying them rather more.
Her favourite lyrics in songs are-
'Forget the reckless things we've done, I think our lives have just begun' from Muse's Falling Away With You
'My heart is bursting in your perfect eyes, As blue as oceans and as pure as skies' from Snow Patrol's Spitting Games
'And I forget
Just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
It was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind' from Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Small Green Dude is tired at the moment and wants a cup of tea, the best beverage on the planet. Small Green Dude wishes thee goodbye.
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