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That’s right. Terror is on its way with the new blockbuster snakes on a plane. Honestly who gets paid for that shit? The person who names this movie is a dumbass because at one point the film's working title was Pacific Air Flight 121 which is even worse than snakes on a plane. According to none other than Samuel L. Jackson they were changing it back to Snakes on a Plane and that was the only reason why he took the job. As you probably guessed from the title the movie is clearly about snakes that seem to love to seek, attack and kill innocent people causing terror on planes. This movie has been an internet phenomenon for about a year with anticipated nerds chatting of forums about this disgrace. It got so huge people even made t-shirts.
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Okay well I guess I’m not being fair because I have not seen this movie but what I don’t understand is why three thousand or so deadly snakes get on a commercial jet. Now I’ am going to read the spoiler of this movie because god knows I won’t waste my money on it to see if my question will be answered as to why these snakes are on a commercial jet.
Turns out a gangster named Eddie Kim is trying to kill a witness who saw him murder a prosecutor. He does so by some how managing to get a crate full deadly snakes into the cargo hold of a Boeing 747. This is not ordinary crate though. It’s a time released crate. He also secretly sprays the leis the passengers left with in Honolulu with pheromones to make the snakes more aggressive and to bring the plane down. Congratulations Hollywood on this excellent plot.
I must say Eddie Kim sure has a damn good diabolical scheme going. What happened the good old fashioned, plain and simple bomb on the plan? If he can get a crate into a plane without anyone knowing what is inside surely he could get a bomb on or better yet just put the bomb in the crate. It’s like a whole new form of terror. Now not only do we have people worrying about bombs on a plane we now have to worry about snakes on a plane. Also is it any coincidence that the plane is a Boeing 747? The only reason this movie go so much attention on the internet was because the title was completely lame and the working title was even lamer. This is how you know Hollywood is running out ideas. But maybe I’m completely wrong, maybe this movie will be the movie of the year. It would be a sad day. The lamest titled movie ever made wins the best movie of the year. I urge all the three people that read this to not see this movie. I can tell you what you’re going to miss. Samuel shoots out a window causing explosive decompression with sucks out all the snakes and he and another passenger land the plane.
847,652 people hate snakes. Especially on planes...