Maddox must have one hell of a sturdy hand because I am amazed by his ability to draw on Paint. How does he do it? He must have one strong right hand. I guess that?s what chronic masturbation gives you, a sturdy hand. So all I have to do is masturbate much more and then I can draw like him! You may have noticed how bad my drawings are. Like my Dont feed the fat kids image. So I have taken pictures from Maddox?s site and I tried to copy them in order to become better at drawing on paint. I think you should have a look.

Maddox	My Attempt

The Maddox original image was taken from his Astrology page. I did some minor editing for space. As you can see my attempt makes the guy look like some type of ape. Look at the water bottle and that hair. My god I sure do suck. Maybe ill get better.

Next up is the image of the Maddox pirate taken from the Maddox article titled I will kick your ass.

Maddox	My Attempt

As you can see mine looks like an ape as well as the last one. This can only mean one thing. I am a primitive degenerate of Maddox. Maybe one day I will evolve into the best.

Well I think that I'm now better at this paint drawing buisness. Well anyway I took the maddox image from the article called Nothing Gets Past Airport Security.

Maddox	My Attempt

I have nothing more to say about that attempt. Even though I said nothing about it.

My crappy art #1 My crappy art #2 My crappy art #3
In NO way shape or form are these images my original creation.