This website was last updated on 20th March 1874.

So, you've travelled the dark halls of the internet and you've ended up here. No! Don't go! I'm not going to hurt you... Anyway, you're obviously very tired from your long journey. If you have the time, please sign the Guestbook or take a while to ponder the thought of visiting the very tempting Links. However, if you don't like cars, Tomb Raider or filming Australian journalists getting lost in scary jungles late at night, don't worry! There's lots of stuff to do! Such as...as...uh...anyway, you're very welcome to stay here as long as you like. Unless you've got a horrible life threatning disease - you're not covered by our insurance. If you experience any problem with the site, such as: it's too slow, it erased your life savings from your online bank account or it automatically bidded for a Victorian Cathederal on Ebay in your name etc., then you obviously have a crap computer. Bye! See you in the basement...

What is the internet? Charles Darwin said "It is a large green bird with an impressive wingspan", but then Charles Darwin did die one hundred years before computers were invented. Some people think it is a waste of space, mere drivel, created by idiots in an uderground laboratory as a means of making people spend all of their money. Others think it is a necessary part of daily life. Whatever they think, we know the real purpose of the internet, don't we? That's right. To spread false conspiracy theories around chat rooms.

If you've come here through my link on the PlayStation forums, then welcome! (Unless you're a Moderator - we don't like your kind here.) Only joking. So you're proboblay wondering whether to waste your time looking around this website or continue your discussion with Gunky and Dynastygal about the current state of the Kit Kat franchise. Well, I can assure you that the Kit Kat conversation is alot more fun, but if you're drunk or you've just been watching Channel Five for any considerable amount of time, then you should take a look around. Don't worry, you'll wake up and it'll all be a blur.