Hello, and I hope that you have enjoyed the Last 2 months of not having to read my stupid little posts on the website, but now I'm back and ready to spread the joy of the White Stripes across the world to you all!

Firstly, Thank you to everyone who has sent me an email over the last 2 months ( there was a suddenly a shitload *sorry* of email), I enjoyed reading them and sorry if i couldn't email back, i've been using the computer in the library and only get a certain amount of time to check my email, and etc.

Well I'm sure by now most of you all have have heard "Get Behind me Satan", and like me like its Simply a Brilliant Album, and I'm sure you have also heard the "My Doorbell" (My favourite song off the album (because it I think it sounds Like Fell in love with a Girl)) is the new single and it is going to be released on the 8th August in the UK! Woo Hoo!

Now, to some old news. For anyone who bought the Blue Orchid single in the Uk and happen to have the Copy with "Who's a Big Baby" on it, may have heard the band playing "You've got her in your Pocket" Live in Belfast Last Summer. Well, I'm proud to say that  i was at that show and I'm a shamed to that at the end of the song you can hear me scream in the most ridiculous way. I would just like to say that I'm sorry to anyone who was that that show and wanted to know who the fuck *sorry* that stupid little girl was, well it was me and i still say it was one of the greatest shows of my life!

I will be doing some more updates to the site in the coming (don't laugh) weeks and i promise that never again will i leave the website so long!

Jack and Meg's Love Child

Well, Not just have we been able to find out the Release date AND the Title of the new Stripes Album (Get Behind me Satan), but (only a day after we got the title a release date), we also have the Tracklisting! Here it is for all of you wonderful Candie Caners:

• ’Blue Orchid’
• ’The Nurse’
• ’My Doorbell’
• ’Forever For Her’
• ’Little Ghost’
• ’The Denial Twist’
• ’White Moon’
• ’Instinct Blues’
• ’Passive Manipulation’
• ’Take, Take, Take’
• ’As Ugly As I Seem’
• ’Red Rain’
• ’I’m Lonely’

You can read more at NME.com, or by clicking here, and Talking about NME... The Stripes will also be appearing in this weeks NME, Which is availible in London on the 12th April, and the 13th April Nationwide.  But why even bother having to go outside in the feezing cold to get it when i have it here for you all! I'd say I'm too good to you all but I stole it from The Triple Tremelo. Ahh Well, I think they can forgive me.

Jack and Meg's Love Child

The Stripes new Album is no longer Titleless, or do you have to go, "Well I think its coming out in... but I'm not that sure." Because they have both been offically Annouced!

Get Behind Me Satan with be released on the 6th June, and offically Their first Single will be  Blue Orchid! To find out more click Here Dude.

As I'm sure you all know they will be playing the Main Stage at Glastonbury at the end of June, and Jack has appeared on the Cover of this weeks NME (See Below Bro.), I have also Updated The TWS Files, so all of you wonderful people only have the most up to date W#TWS info. you need to know.

Jack And Meg's Love Child Is About To EXPLODE (Like Jimmy)!

Now don't go getting over excited! Remember Deep Breaths, In and Out, In and Out, In and Out, But you do official have the right to get as over excited (Like myself, I'm not afraid to say), and do the following things:

• Jump Up and Down
• Jump Up and Down for Several Hours
• Scream so hard you Make Dogs Bark
• Scream so hard your Deaf Granny is no longer Deaf
• Get so over excited that a little pat in the arm to your friends, (somehow? I still don't Now how I did it) Breaks their Arm
• Pass out
• The wait to get it seems so long, that you somehow fall into a coma and refuse to come out of it until it is released.

Now if you don't know what I'm on about, (where have you been?), The Next White Stripes Album has been Finished. There hasn't been a release date announced yet, but it is believed that it will be released around the same time as Glastonbury! Which means there is a MUCH BIGGER chance of them Playing. I got all of my info. about this from the great NME.com, you can learn everything that I have learnt about it by clicking, Here.

I'm So excited I think I'm going to Explode!

Jack and Meg's Love Child

Hi, all of you Special Candy Caners! Just came on to tell you all quickly that I have my Section on the Under Blackpool Lights up and ready to go! Its not Prefect but I think that It kicks Ass (even though I still haven't Finished it). You will be able to find it in the The TWS Files Page, sorry I couldn't have it all in the same section.

Also in White Stripes News they have annouceed some more dates, in May and the Beginning of June. I can't be bothered to Write them out myself so I'm going to Copy and Paste then Straight from the Triple Tremelo. Plus thank you to them for giving us this info!

May 11
Fundidora Amphitheatre de Coca Cola
Monterrey, Mexico

May 13
Foro Alterno
Guadalajara, Mexico

May 14
Sports Palace
Mexico City, Mexico

June 10
Music Midtown Festival
Atlanta, Georgia

Jack and Megs Love Child

Hello! I've been doing a little thinks, all of you darling Candies, and I had a little bit of a look around other website, and they made me see... my websites Shit! I mean it used to be soo much better! I had everything that I wanted on it. I updated it almost everyday! But know I have been soo Busy with all of my upcoming Exams, that I have had to ingore it, a little!

But NOW, it's time for change! I am going to pay more attention to the site! I want to show all of you how much I Love you Candies visiting me. God Darm it I'll show you all! (Heroic Look in Eyes). Well anyway, I want you all to think of a question that you can send to me, even if you know the answer to it, send it anyway. But please, NO more emails of people looking for secrets in the DVD. If you have any secrets you would like to share, please email me to tell me them, but if you are looking for them, I can't help you! Apart from my new Sections. Yes you did hear me right...

I am going to have a special section in the TWS Files which is just for the the BRILLIANT DVD, which the call "the White Stripes Under Blackpool Light". I will have a few secrets, a few things that you can look out for, and I'll throw in a vote! But I won't be able to put it up for a few days, because I do still have to get homework finished.

Well, Because I havn't been able to update the site in a little while, a few brilliant news stories! Well two really but they are very good. First Jack and Brenden Benson have come up this the Detriot version of "Nevermind". If you don't know want Nevermind is, shame on you really, but it was the BIG album of the early ninties (and by BIG I mean, if it was country, it would be the world), and was by Nirvana. There you go, a litle Music lesson for you. Well you can all read more about the new Nevermind by very nicely clicking the link that says here, which is here.

But do you know want is even better news, than Jack creating a Great Album, Jack AND Meg creating an even better Album. The Stripes are said to be heading (or have headed) back into the studio! And could any of us be happier about the situation! I don't think so. I personal am looking to hire a plane, and write in it the sky when the release date is announced! You will be able to read more about this wonderful news by clicking the underlined here, here.

Well, if you have been looking around the website you would have noticed that I have been putting Menu's at the top of some of the pages. I wasn't too sure about them, so I asked you all to tell me want you thought. WELL, I was soo glad to see that a whole 5 people voted. I know more than 5 pople have been on this site since I put that vote (that or someone really likes this site). But I don't really mind any more. the results are:

• 1 Person Really Loves the Menu's
• 2 People think that they are alright.
• and 1 Person thinks that my hair is getting a little stupid looking.

Well altogether, It seemed to be a success, even if only five people voted. I will be keeping the Vote below, so if you still would like to make your voice heard, you can vote away.

Now, just want to tell you know that I will be updating the extremely cool Bands Parargragph in the Links page, so it will include an Artist (Singer/songwriter). Interesting I hear you all say. I have also added more picture on the Everything in Between page, so you can go and check that out NOW!

Lastly, I jusr want to gie you all a piece of Trivia before you head back out on the road, Jack White has never (in his LIFE) eaten a banana. Appartantly, he hates the smell.

Jack and Meg's Love Child

Hmm... Interesting!?