The Smoose | Dedicated to myself, my friends, and the fantastical worlds of CSI and Doctor Who

This is a page dedicated to myself (a-thank you) and the people that matter most to me.

This is me, Amber Maja Elisabeth Smoose Milky Bar Kid IKEA Fat Pack Swedish Bam Bam CSI Freak Amanda Super Detective Bambi Pettersson - Britton.

Katie: One of the single bestest mates I have ever had the good fortune to meet. Not only is she funny as hell, (as shown in the pictures lol) she knows when she needs to be serious and how to take care of her mates. She's always there for me when I need her and you'd be a damn fool to let her pass out of your life! A fool I say!!!

Chelsea Dagger: Ah yes, Chelsea Chelsea Dagger Chelsea, also one of the single bestest mates you will ever know. Probably the cleverest person I know for random knowledge, spelling, grammar (for which we all thank you, deep, deeeeeeeep down), and knowledge of all things schoolish. The Queen Of Sarcasm herself and I wouldn't have her any other way. She's my saviure in Sociology, dunno how the hell I'd get by otherwise (both with work and Trelawny's insanity...don't ask). Also another person I can talk to about pretty much anything, and although she hides it frigging well, we all know she cares.

Jamie: My own little pet ginger. The most musically and technologically talented person I know, and hell does it pay out for me. If it weren't for Jamie, I'd be a small pile of goop in the corner with absolutely no knowledge of how to do anything with a computer, for example separating paragraphs on MySpace...

Shafia: "Chelsea's side row!" Shu' up blood! You know what I mean and that's the most important thing. One of my first friends, even though she did abandon me on the first day in PE...the coldest day ever I might add! But I suppose she was allowed cos she unbuttoned my blazer when I first walked into form so I didn't get my head kicked in, so for that girl, I thank you. One of the many who have had to put up with my non-stop CSI ramblings. And how we have laughed during English lessons, I salute Dotty Dixon and her ill sense of how to be normal, whether it be "singing" along to a random tune from a book, pretending she's drowning on the floor, or watching as Jamie makes her cuddly cats rape each other. Anyways Shaf, you da man! Or woman, whichever the case may be...

Shell: Christ on a cracker! This kid is basically entertainment in a small, Shell shaped bottle. Never fails to make me laugh, whether it be slagging off Trelawny or just generally making me ROFL. I don't know how anyone has managed without a Shell in their lives, I really don't. If you don't have one, you need to get one, but you can't have this one, which sucks for you!

Dani: Teh Ninja himself! Pretty much the only reason I turn up for Biology, cos we all know I can't do it for shit, but Dani makes it a teeeeeeensy bit more bareable, what with our oh so random convo's about absolutely anything, normally laced with inuendo and talk of Yu-Gi-Oh! We hardly get any Biology done, I honestly don't know why we haven't been thrown out of the class, let alone made to sit elsewhere.

Joey: Doooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!! Possibly the only other person who can understand my CSIness. You rock chick, what with your awesome beta-ing skills, writing skills and sendage of DVD's for Crimbo! Also the only other person who in any way, shape or form who can understand the hottness of William Petersen and Jorja Fox...anyways, keep on trucking! Or writing, your choice.

Emma: I don't love you like I did yesterday, but I wanna have your babies! You little randomer you! This kid here is one of the besties! You can't not like her, and I don't see why you'd voluntarily not like her, she's like a big ball of fab with a side of greatness, and feckin awesome to follow. Knows pretty much everything about odd things, and camping without her is pretty much a wasted camping trip tbh. And if you like Emmsy Wemsy, you'll looooove...

Phillipa: She's teh sex! Another, slightly taller randomer, but equally as random. Comes as a pair with Emma which is a bonus for all you Emma fans if you ask me because Phill rules! Another dictionary full of randomness and is co-founder of the Ministry Of Silly Walks, if only you could watch her marching...or trying to ROFL.

And now some of the craziness we get up to: