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From: "Marshall Dermer" <dermer@csd.uwm.edu>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
I have, of late, come to recognize
your genius
and now must applaud your
attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.
You are indeed a hero,
a man of exceptional talent,
who tirelessly devotes his days
to crafting posts
to alert the world to animal abuse.
We are lucky to have you, and
more people should
COME TO THEIR SENSES
and support your valuable work.
Have you thought of establishing
a nonprofit charity to fund
your important work?
Have you thought about holding
a press conference
so others can learn of your
highly worthwhile and
significant work?
In closing, my only suggestion is
that you try
to keep your messages short
for most readers
may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from
the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.
--Marshall Dermer
Marshall Lev Dermer/
Associate Professor/
Behavior Analysis Specialty/
Department of Psychology/
University of Wisconsin-
-Milwaukee/Milwaukee, WI 53201
Office Phone: 414-229-6067/
Home Phone: 414-332-8606
dermer@uwm.edu
http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
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Violence Is A Learned Behavior
Abuse / Fear / Aggression / Hyperactivity / Shyness /
Depression / Suicide Attempts
AIN'T
Genetic Problems,
They're
SPIRITUAL PROBLEMS,
Passed On From WON GeneratiHOWEN
Of Abuser
To
The Next,
Like The 100th Monkey Washin
Fruit In The Stream.
After A While It's Not Just NORMAL,
It's
-OBLIGATORY-
To Do OtherWIZE Would Be
DISRESPECTFUL
Of Your Parental Teachins.
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME Is the Perfect Synergy
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YOU ARE THE CRITTER YOU WAS TRAINED.
It Is The Perfect Fusion Of The Word..., In The Physical.
There Are
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GRAY AREAS
Between
RIGHT And WRONG.
"Only The Unenlightened Speak Of
Wisdom And Right Action
As Separate, Not The Wise.
If Any Man Knows One, He Enjoys The Fruit Of Both.
The Level Which Is Reached
By Wisdom Is
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He Who Perceives That
The Two Are One
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"A Cheerful Heart Is Good Medicine,
But A Crushed Spirit
Dries Up The Bones,"
Proverbs 17:22
Disciple Paulie Sez:
"No One Understands How
Wits End Training
Really Works;
They Assume It's All Nicey Nicey
And don't Realise
It's A Very Disciplined Method
That Deals With
Any Situation
And The Foundation Is Built
On Trust
And Understanding.
I've never forced my dogs to do
anything,
I tell them they are good dogs
and they seem to follow me,
once
I told them they were bad dogs and
they ran away from me,
now I only ever tell them they are
good dogs
and
they always are, always.
Trust your dog, ask it to do
your request and say
"good dog" sincerely at the end of
the request and I bet you'll find
your dog thinking then responding
everytime.
A Bit Of Respect Works Wonders,
The Same Rule Applies
To Every Aspect Of
The Relationship With Your Dog.
Obedience And Affection
Are Not Related,
if They Were
Everyone Would Have
Obedient Dogs.
I Have Found Giving Dogs
"Payment" In Advance i.e.
"Sam sit goodboy"
Makes The Dogs
WANT TO RESPOND,
After All, All Dogs Want To Be
"Good Dogs"
And If You Tell Them They Are Good
Then They Feel An Obligation
To Obey Your Request.
Telling Sam He's A Good Dog
AFTER He Sit's
Apart From Being Too Late
Is Also A Gamble
Because
If He Doesn't Sit
Then There's No
Positive Interaction.
Paul
"Think Not That I Am Come
To Send Peace On Earth:
I Came Not To Send Peace,
But A Sword.
"For I Am Come To Set A Man
At Variance Against
His Father,
And The Daughter Against
Her Mother,
The Daughter In Law Against
Her Mother In Law
And The Scholar Against
His Professors.
"And A man's Foes Shall Be
They Of His Own HOWEshold."
The Puppy Prophet <{); ~ ) >
All Truth Passes Through
Three Stages.
First, It Is Ridiculed.
Second, It Is Violently Opposed.
Third, It Is Accepted As
Being Self-Evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer-
"Thank You For Fighting
The Fine Fight--
Even Tho It's A Hopeless Task,
In This System Of Things.
As Long As Man Is Ruling Man,
There Will Be Animals
(And Humans!)
Abused And Neglected. :-(
Your Student," Juanita.
"If You've Got Them By The Balls
Their
Hearts And Minds
Will Follow," John Wayne.
Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
E-mails:
Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@HotMail.Com
Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory@HotMail.Com
TheAmazingPuppyWizard@Mail.Com
"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen
Goetter selbst vergebens!"
-Friedrich Schiller.
"Against stupidity
the Gods themselves
contend in vain."
INDEEDY.
AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully,
Humbly Yours,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly
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HOWEDY Richard,
> Richard Howe: Man I had a hard time finding
> your site, took me almost half a day,
Sorry abHOWET that, Richard. I'll have to figger HOWET HOWE I can make it EZier to find.
AnyHOWE, you're in EXXXCELLENT shape NHOWE!
> I like the your stuff I have read and your love for > animals.
THANK YOU, Richard.
And likeWIZE, THANK YOU to my fellHOWE dog lovers who've responded likeWIZE.
For the benefit of HOWER readers, you and I are of no relation to the beast of HOWER knowledges.
> Why are you not posting on usenet any more?
Oh, but I AM. I'm posting mostly under
"DelusionalDimensionsRecoveryDDR@I-Love-Dogs.Com", and
"Human_And_Animals_Behavior_Forensics_Laboratory@HotMail.Com"
Evidently you're under the impression this guestbook page functions as E-mial. No, it does not, therefore I am replying here to avoid obfsucation, which will surely CONfHOWEND everyWON, includin both you an me!
> I was looking for information on how to deal
> with Ralph my 2 yr, old pit bull puppy,who met
> his first skunk last night around 11PM,
Ooops! I'd teach him to keep better company!
> didnt want to put him in basement or leave him
> out doors, so put him in a cage untill I could get
> him cleaned up,
A WIZE IDEA!
> neather of use liked this much,
LikeWIZE <{}: ~ ( >
> but I thought it the best of my choices,
INDEEDY. Situations like that and trainsport are the ONLY apupriate use of a crate <{}: ~ ( >
> he is now somewhat cleaned up, and the house
> does not smell nearly as bad as it did.
I woudln't bet on THAT!
> Any waywe
You mean 'anyHOWE,' Richard <{}'; ~ ) >
> still love each other and life is good.
INDEEDY! "Neither rain, nor hail, nor sleet, nor snow..." Oooops! That's the postmes' pledge.
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do for your BEAST FRIEND <{}: ~ ( >
> Oh how do you get rid of the rest of the skunk
> smell?
Here's a interesting post regarding skunk odor:
I don't know nuthin abHOWET it, but it MAKES SENSE!
> Dick
Meanwhile, soon as you've studied my manual, start working on TRAINING Ralph to keep his distance from skunks and other innocent defenseless dumb critters <{}: ~ ) >
In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
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