IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! : THE REV. DR. PHIL O. SOPHIA HAS MOVED TO SOUTH KOREA. HE WILL BE TEACHING AT THE PRESTIGIOUS AVALON SCHOOL IN BUNDANG FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. WE CAUGHT UP TO HIM WHILE CATCHING AN UNMARKED AIRPLANE (PROBABLY LOADED WITH DRUGS AND ILLEGAL WEAPONS) WHEN ASKED IF HE HAD ANY PARTING COMMENTS FOR HIS FELLOW AMERICANS, HE DRUNKENLY MUMBLED: "HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LITTLE APOCALYPSE, BITCHES. AND DON'T CALL ME, I'LL CALL YOU." HE THEN PROCEEDED TO KICK US ALL IN THE GENITALS WITH HIS FAMOUS CAT-LIKE SPEED. HE WILL BE MISSED.

The Rev. is now on MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/therevdr23

We''ll just consider this site as an experimental process, alright? It's just a temporary foray into the inter-web, the real site will take some time (and effort, let's not forget the effort that will be involved). But, people tell me that I'm introverted - so this is my way of sending a cyber-kick to their respective genitalia. But please don't think that this is all about me, no, no you poor sap... it's all about you. In fact, I feel a bit envious of you; for on this site you get a chance to lay eyes upon the visionary work of THE Rev. Dr. Phil O. Sophia. My, you're a lucky bunch, you are. Sit back and let his psychedelic imagery melt the conditioned cataracts from your eyes. Let his poetry & prose infiltrate your mind and betray your senses. And finally, let his glorious rants rain down upon you and set your soul on the up and up. AMEN, brother!!!

Or, you could just offer him a job or some friendly conversation. Hey, I'm easy.