The Pigeon Coop
News That's For The Birds

The Pigeon Coop

News That's For The Birds

Issue Number One

Published Every So Often By Frank Cantone

All Contents Copyright Š2004 Frank Cantone

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Table of Contents

Current Events...

Costumers Granted Parking Rights

Notorious Orange Gang Captured

Sports...

Cat To Enter Olympics

Rollball Tournament Ends In Disaster

Pigeon Coop Exclusive!

Crotchety Crab Episode Guide

Leisure & The Arts...

Movie Review: Kitty Hits The Road

Visit Lovely SunnySludge Bayou

Science...

Weather

Disk 365 Washes Ashore

Chair of Contents

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Office..........$69.00 (after rebate)

Reclining....$149.99

Dental.........$529.76

Folding.......$4.99

Hello From the Editor/Publisher!

Greetings and Welcome to the First Issue of The Pigeon Coop, news that's for the birds. We have scoured the four corners of the world to bring you the most unusual news we could find. Having failed in that task, since the world is round and has no corners, we had to settle on the articles herein.

My edition of the American Heritage Dictionary defines "pigeon" as "1. Any of various birds of the widely distributed family Columbidae, characteristically having deep-chested bodies, small heads, and short
legs; especially Columbia livia or any of its domesticated varieties. This species is also called 'rock dove.' 2. Slang. One who is easily swindled; a dupe." It defines "coop" as "1. An enclosure or cage, as for poultry or small animals. 2. Slang. Any place of confinement." These definitions do not really explain the theme, purpose or title of this magazine, but it seemed more academic to include them than it was to say that the cover photo was our main inspiration for this mess.

Well, now that we have gotten that out of the way, I'll end now so that you can move on and enjoy the articles. Please feel free to Email me with your comments.

'Nuff said, read on.

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The Pigeon Coop News That's For The Birds

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News That's For The Birds