Back When I Was Even More Awesome Than I Am Now
Age: 3
Look how dark my hair is! Also, this is proof that I have always made my hands into fists for pictures. I still do.
Age: 3
Jay's 5th birthday.
Things to notice: Bags under my eyes already, Jay's goofy smile, and THE MYSTERIOUS FINGERS IN JAY'S EAR.
Age: 4?
An Easter party, I guess.
LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM. I am the happiest god damn kid there. Yes, I am wearing a dress that says "Barney Loves Robin," and yes, I still have it.
Also: Look at the COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL back row. Little Robin will always be in the front row for the rest of her life. (true.)
Age: 5?
Fire Prevention thing.
Little Little Robin, you have terrible posture! Shiny, shiny hairs and my outfit totally matches.
ON TO THE JOURNAL!
These are journal entries from 1st grade. Man, was I awesome back then!
Age: 6
Text[sic]: "Today is Wednesday May 10, 1995 I stepped inside a bubble and it sent me to a Planet called letter Land and I did not come back! But now I can teleport so I Got all my toy's and I Got to see UFOS!"
Age: 6
Text[sic]: "Today is Thursday May 18 1995. I Knew The Seed was migic when it opined and rainbow colored smock came out!! it was cool!!!"
Age: 6
Text[sic]: "Today is Friday May 19 1995. It woud be fun to live in an Oson I would be the Quenn of dolpfins."
Age: 6
Text[sic]: "today is Thursday mar. 30 1995 If I were invisible I would rob the bank and go to Toys "R" Us and Steal fantastic sticker maker and all the lion King Figures and the Movie But the ting that I relley want is a fox." Word bubble: "evrey tinge is is in the back" (???)
Age: 6Text[sic]: "Today is Thursday Apr. 13 1995. The baby duck feels Good and I mean Good and I feel nice like sugar and spice and I relly mean it NOW!!!!!! because we got 1000,000,000,000,000,000,000, money Bag's and a Big One, to."
Age: 6
Text[sic]: "Today is Friday March 22 1995 I knew I was lost when I called 911." Word bubble: "I Jast called 911!!"
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