It's simple… the naked poet is ready and waiting to accept your challenge.
He’ll pen an original piece of poetry (he’s a multi-talented man), then recite it to you… in the flesh… in person.
All you have to do is provide the attention he craves and the cash he needs in order to put himself through college.
So you’d be making your party go with a real swing, you’d be making a strange man very happy and you’d be doing the country a lot of good by helping a struggling student survive and even getting another sponger back into the workplace where he belongs. Now, that’s hardly a bad thing. It’s about time the parasite got some real work instead of indulging his deviant, nudey fantasies at the expense of all you decent, law-abiding party-goers.
Go on… do the world a favour and hire him.
