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Archibald Jamison

 

NAME: Oswald Reuben Voletaire (alias Archibald Richard Jamison)


AGE: 45

BIRTHPLACE: London, England, UK

OCCUPATION: The sinister prime minister of Queen Mousetoria

FAVORITE QUOTES: “So help me, Her Majesty will give the throne to me!”

“A woman has no place on the throne...”

“I deserve the Crown, not that fat old broad!”

“Farewell, Your Excellency...”

“God save the Queen! *laughs crazily*

“‘Regicide’ is such a nasty term...”

 

FANFIC APPEARANCES: “The Baker Street Family Chronicles”, “The Power Of One”, “Only Time”, “God Save The Queen”, “Baker Street Tales”, “100 Themes”

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Tall, & thin. Has tan fur, a funny brown nose, nasty yellow eyes, whiskers, & curvy pink ears. Wears a simple mauve suit, mauve pants, a gray waistcoat, a white shirt, a navy-blue necktie, & shiny black shoes.

MARITAL STATUS: Married (to Jane Bardwick); heterosexual

CHILDREN: Casey Jamison (daughter), Peter Jamison (son)


NATIONALITY: British

VOICE ACTOR: Jeremy Irons (
Hear my voice!
)


CHARACTER MODELS: Scar (from “The Lion King”)

FAVORITE THINGS: None

 

WHEREABOUTS: Plotting evil plans at his royal flat by Queen Mousetoria's throne room in Buckingham Palace


RELIGION:
Jewish


BORN: August 5, 1852

DIED: Not deceased yet, but will die on September 18, 1935 (of tetanus)

SPECIES: Common shrew

CHARACTER DESIGNER: Anastasia Ashworth


BLOOD TYPE: O-

HEALTH PROBLEMS / DISABILITIES / ILLNESSES SUFFERED: The common childhood illnesses, a few physical injuries, megalomania

ASTROLOGICAL SIGN: Leo

EDUCATION: Was educated by the royal tutors

ODD HABITS: Squishes bananas when he is angry

NOTED ACCOMPLISHMENTS: None

TALENTS: Is an excellent marksmouse

EXTRACURRICULAR: Inspired a teenage
Ratigan to become king of mousedom; has tried to kill Queen Mousetoria & Olivia Flaversham
; his favorite cheese is Monterey Jack; enjoys reading novels by Marquis De Sade

HEIGHT: 2 inches

 

WEIGHT: 113 oz.

FAVORITE COLORS: Mauve, navy-blue, red, white, purple, black, brown, golden, silver


PRIZED POSSESSIONS:
His gun, his bananas, his books


LIKES: Monarchy & everything that goes with it, Monterey Jack cheese, bananas, reading

DISLIKES: Children, the Baker Street Family,
Queen Mousetoria

PASTIMES: Plotting to kill Queen Mousetoria (& reading)


FAMILY: Hezekiah Finn (father, deceased [died of cirrhosis in 1876]), Angela Voletaire (mother, deceased [died giving birth to Archibald])

 

BIO: “So help me, Her Majesty will give the throne to me!  The conniving, calculating cad Archibald Jamison is a prime example of the two-faced rodent: one moment he claims to show devotion & loyalty to his leader Queen Mousetoria, but the very next second, he will badmouth her behind her back & plot his newest scheme to get her off the throne.  But there are many questions about Jamison everyone wants to know.  Why does he hate Queen Mousetoria?  What does he have against her?  How did he come to be the psychopathic villain he is today?  His story tells all...

 

Archibald Jamison was born Oswald Voletaire to a retired French painter (Angela Voletaire, who passed on her surname to him) & a Hebrew merchant (Hezekiah Finn) in the predominantly-Jewish district of Whitechapel (located in the East End of Mouse London) on August 5, 1852.  Oswald’s life had been miserable since Day 1; not only had his mother died giving birth to him, but he lived with his father in a rundown apartment in the Hound Dog Flats, & was constantly being beaten by Hezekiah in a drunken rage whenever he came back from the local tavern.  Determined to show his father what a great rodent he could be, Oswald traveled across town to Buckingham Palace, where he studied vigorously to become a member of the Imperial Court.  However, his father never lived to see his son rise to greatness, as he died of cirrhosis in 1876.  Finally free of the burden of his father’s influence over him, Oswald changed his given name to Archibald Jamison, & as he grew older, decided to assist Queen Mousetoria as her prime minister.

 

However, as the years went by, Archibald began to change with each moment he worked at the palace.  He become disillusioned with dreams that he would live a life he had always wanted to live—& the only way to make those dreams reality was to become king of all mousedom!  But just how to do it?  After many unsuccessful attempts at getting Queen Mousetoria off the throne, Archibald, now a truly-insane shrew, decided to get a young Professor Ratigan to do the job for him, teaming up with his recent associate Mouses Fiennes to fill the boy’s head with thoughts that he would be given the ultimate birthday present by dethroning Queen Mousetoria!  However, when that idea failed, Archibald went back to his original methods of deposing his much-hated ruler, which he continues to carry out to this day, all the while forming a sweet, loving façade towards the Queen.

 

No longer a good soul, Archibald has turned bitter & selfish, not giving a drat about anything or anyone but himself.  He is a wicked, conniving spider, putting on a harmless face just to lure Queen Mousetoria into his web of vice, hatred, & deceit.  Archibald has also become extremely sexist, turning to the ancient attitudes of his ancestors that “a woman has no place on the throne”.

 

Archibald Jamison is a dangerous rodent, & must be avoided at all costs.  (Especially because of his giant pet raven, Wimbledon...)


Archibald Jamison is mainly based on Scar (from “The Lion King”, pictured above) because of his voice (Jeremy Irons), his sinister nature, & his plot to overthrow his monarch overlord (in Archibald’s case, Queen Mousetoria).