I ENJOY MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE 

if you know me you probably know that i like to make fun of people. i apologize for this now. but im still going to do it. on account of thats what i do best. i went out to a chinese restarant with several people after service on sunday. and a person, who shall remain nameless, actually, lets call this person, chunghead, seems to have seeped into ians brain. you know when you says something. and then somebody repeats what you just said for no apparent reason at all. if you dont know anybody like this, i now know two. ian started doing that...so then i thoughtfully said, "wow ian, youre starting to sound like "chunghead", i think he/she is seeping into your brain, pretty soon you won't have a brain anymore just "chunghead" floating in there, telling you what to say," and ian, proving my point, says, and i quote, "well, you have santa claus floating in your head." wow. that hurts. and the stupid remarks went on and on into the foggy night. moral of the story is. dont be stupid or ill make fun of you...

*grinch smile* the only person that has ever made me laugh so hard i.ve literally pooped my pants is hannah. but thats not to say that everything she does is funny, or even makes sense, in fact, the less sense it makes, the more funny it is. now HBB might be only person that could make a face and you could die from laughter. i remember one time we were standing in her kitchen late at night and she had this horrified look on her face and then all the sudden she farted and she smiled like the grinch. and i was on the floor i was laughing so hard. hannah had to roll me into her room so i wouldnt wake up her mom. youre probably wondering, if i like to make fun of people, why is this entry in here, aren't i basically complimenting hannah? well yes i am, but, tell me if this is a HUGE compliment in all parts: wow. hannah can sure make me laugh with her intestinal gas, funny faces, and weird body motions. i sure love her. in fact, her turtle faces and grinch smile are the funniest thing in the world: well...dont get me wrong, hannah is gorgeous. but come on. would you take that all as a compliment, i would, but i also ask people to punch me so i can have battle scars...well the moral of this story is, if you're not hannah, you're not funny. get away.

there is only one person i know that could be confused over...lettuce. and that person is annie. well i love annie more then my cool shoes, and i do loves me some cool shoes, but sometimes, when she gets that look on her face, and she utters the words ..."i dont get it" i cant help but laugh and think, whats there to get! no annie isn't stupid, she just lacks some common sense. she lacks common sense in this way: tell an obvious joke, its not that obvious, where i lack common sense this way: jump off a building, dont jump off a building. moral of the story. i think you're funny if you're dumb...

right now. im going to make fun of myself. this is because ive realized how big of a moron i really am, hence the title, the moron unleashed. chad gave me some solid advice, think before you speak. and you know, i've heard this about a billion times, from thousands of different people, because im tight with everybody, THROUGH SEVEN DEGREES OF SEPERATION, and yes, it is true...*nudge, nudge*...but this one really stuck with me... anyways. so lately ive been thinking about some of the things i say and do, and i am a retard. now i think of myself as a fairly intelligent person, but like i said, i lack common sense. as a semi-wise man once said, "we dont need anymore colleges, we need more schools that teach common sense. we dont need anymore einsteins that can explain how a microwave works, but can't plug one in," or something like that...